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Donald “Anonymous” Carson, an able-bodied, yet widely-ignored author of many books we haven’t read, is not giving up quite yet. Admittedly, there’s an extremely high chance you won’t be making your way to Amazon to purchase one of his homemade paper-back “Word Collections” after reading this, but you have...
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This is a simple question that demands an answer because, well, most of us use it everyday to search sports teams and hairstyles. After an unbelievable, four hour-long, in-depth investigation, we think we have an answer for you. The answer is: No. Well, yes. Ummm –maybe. After hours of...
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The scientific community has generally regarded the Yeti as a legend, given the lack of conclusive evidence. However, now we know, due to files and a recent photo taken of The Evangelical Pope Russell Moore, Southern Bapists are paying an exorbitant amount of money every year to feed this...
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As of this morning, Ravi Zacharias is officially the newest member of the Utah Jazz. Known for his remarkable rebounding and dribbling-the-ball-through-teammate’s-legs skills, Zacharias was signed to a 10-day “prove it” contract as the Jazz look to gain some momentum near the end of the season. Currently sitting in...
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Phil Treddleton is not a very exciting man. One look at him in his tucked-in polo shirt and his round, thick spectacles and you’ll be ready to hit the proverbial hay for a mid-day slumber fest. Seriously, we cannot overstate how boring and uneventful Phil’s life and conversation skills...
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Some stories are so beautiful, they must be told. This local, earnest man’s story parallels the story of Job in every way except, right now, he’s got me tied up in a dungeon and is demanding ransom. The Bible is very clear: God often uses suffering to get our...
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“Rock ‘n Roll” has been evil for a long time, but nobody has been able to prove it once and for all. Well, place those Rock Albums in a Baby Bullet™, because here are four reasons why you shouldn’t listen to it: 1. The whooping sound of those weird guitars...
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Joel Osteen at Lakewood Church fired off a piping-hot ballistic missile on Sunday, and we simply. Can. Not. Even. The unarmed warhead shot up into the air and followed an elliptical path around the earth, coming to its apex at approximately seven-hundred and fifty miles above the earth’s surface....
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It is safe to say that Super Bowl LI will be remembered, not only as an historic football game, but also a crisp, well-lit political battle. From Lady Gaga’s seven minute anti-Steven Seagal rant, to Mexico’s surprisingly late, yet tear-jerking endorsement of women’s suffrage — bombshells were a-droppin’, and...
Donald “Anonymous” Carson, an able-bodied, yet widely-ignored author of many books we haven’t read, is not giving up quite yet. Admittedly, there’s an extremely high chance you won’t be making your way to Amazon to purchase one of his homemade paper-back “Word Collections” after reading this, but you have...
This is a simple question that demands an answer because, well, most of us use it everyday to search sports teams and hairstyles. After an unbelievable, four hour-long, in-depth investigation, we think we have an answer for you. The answer is: No. Well, yes. Ummm –maybe. After hours of...
The scientific community has generally regarded the Yeti as a legend, given the lack of conclusive evidence. However, now we know, due to files and a recent photo taken of The Evangelical Pope Russell Moore, Southern Bapists are paying an exorbitant amount of money every year to feed this...
As of this morning, Ravi Zacharias is officially the newest member of the Utah Jazz. Known for his remarkable rebounding and dribbling-the-ball-through-teammate’s-legs skills, Zacharias was signed to a 10-day “prove it” contract as the Jazz look to gain some momentum near the end of the season. Currently sitting in...
Phil Treddleton is not a very exciting man. One look at him in his tucked-in polo shirt and his round, thick spectacles and you’ll be ready to hit the proverbial hay for a mid-day slumber fest. Seriously, we cannot overstate how boring and uneventful Phil’s life and conversation skills...
Some stories are so beautiful, they must be told. This local, earnest man’s story parallels the story of Job in every way except, right now, he’s got me tied up in a dungeon and is demanding ransom. The Bible is very clear: God often uses suffering to get our...
“Rock ‘n Roll” has been evil for a long time, but nobody has been able to prove it once and for all. Well, place those Rock Albums in a Baby Bullet™, because here are four reasons why you shouldn’t listen to it: 1. The whooping sound of those weird guitars...
Joel Osteen at Lakewood Church fired off a piping-hot ballistic missile on Sunday, and we simply. Can. Not. Even. The unarmed warhead shot up into the air and followed an elliptical path around the earth, coming to its apex at approximately seven-hundred and fifty miles above the earth’s surface....
It is safe to say that Super Bowl LI will be remembered, not only as an historic football game, but also a crisp, well-lit political battle. From Lady Gaga’s seven minute anti-Steven Seagal rant, to Mexico’s surprisingly late, yet tear-jerking endorsement of women’s suffrage — bombshells were a-droppin’, and...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...