Share This Photo Of The 1993 Charlotte Hornets And We Promise Not To Report You To The Anti-Christ

For peace of mind...

We are strict pre-trib, pre-mill dispensationalists over here at The Daily Cherub, but, if worse comes to worst and we do end up going through the tribulation together, we promise to not report you to the anti-Christ if you share this decadent photo of some of the 1993 Charlotte Hornets.

Muggsy Bogues, Alonzo Mourning, and Larry Johnson are featured in this spectacular photo, wearing our favorite NBA jersey, and we’d like you to pass this around in memoriam. Granted, none of them have died, nor are they likely to die soon, but sharing this photo around the office for your buddies over at The Daily Cherub would really warm our blood-filled hearts.

The Hornets led the NBA in attendance for the fifth time in six season in the 1993-1994 NBA season. Mourning was selected for the 1994 NBA All-Star Game, but did not play due to being injured. Dell Curry was named Sixth Man of The Year averaging 16.3 points per game off the bench. They had some guy named LeRon Ellis, and another nobody named Tim Kempton.

Regardless of your feelings about “sports” or “baskets” or “round, bouncy things,” consider sharing this as an added layer of protection during the reign of the anti-Christ, who will receive worship from the unbelieving world during the tribulation. Putting this on a bulletin board or in a newspaper will go a long ways towards us not ratting you out during the “Day of the Lord.”

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