Heroic: John Hagee Will Dribble A Basketball In The Opposite Direction Of Today’s Women’s March In Protest

John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game. The “Big Southern Boy” will buy a ten-dollar basketball at a Washington  D.C. Super Walmart, pump it up with a hand pump (reportedly), and dribble it East as the women march West on Independence Avenue to protest their progressive views.

Hagee, a righty, is likely to switch hands and attempt cross-overs as he passes through the sea of feminists. Sources close to Hagee tell us that family members have expressed their concerns for Hagee’s health and safety.