OK BOOMER: Kanye’s New Album To Include The Harmonies Of All Known Danny Devito’s And Kevin Federline‘s

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Well here we go again. *eye roll*

Just like a typical BOOMER would, Dr. Kanye West will bring every Kevin Federline and Danny Devito known to man into his bodacious recording studio to sing counter-tenor-like harmonies on his new hits.

According to The Daily Cherub’s sources (North West), the album will include songs titled:

  1. New Meats I Envented
  2. New Meets I Invented
  3. Neu Metes I Unvented
  4. Dope Shrill Bill Graeham Attack
  5. nu meatz i onvented

It is horrifically unclear whether or not Devito’s and Federline’s will tour with Big ‘Ol Yeazy or not, but honestly, he’s a boomer so who really cares all that much, right fellow youth?

Don’t care at all for all that boomer malarkey.

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