RESPONSIBLE: George Soros Finally Bought Ed Stetzer A New Keyboard

Wow...

Ed Stetzer has been using the same nasty, putrid, old keyboard while writing for Christianity Today, and it’s about time his boss bought him one without hearty bacteria growing all over its keys.

George Soros, billionaire and bank-roller of the magazine, finally broke down and bought Stetzer a new ‘board after receiving a strongly-worded letter from one of Ed’s really good assistants.

It is truly more blessed to give than receive!

“I got a shiny new keyboard in the mail so I can type up my stories and poems for our website. There was a card with it and it said, ‘From Billionare George Soros’ inside!” Ed told The Daily Cherub. ”What a handsome and great and fine gesture.”

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