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President Trump addressed a joint session of Congress this Tuesday night in what many are considering the most Amish speech in presidential history. What at first seemed like a casual reference or two to “America’s Bearded Farm Folk” soon became an all-out Amish love fest that we just cannot...
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Last night’s Academy Awards are today’s talk of the town. All your coworkers, family members, and financial advisors will spend the remainder of the day discussing the thrills and frills of what some have labeled “Oscar’s Most Well Lit Birthday Party Ever!” Don’t play the role of the village...
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Dr. Michael Brown, esteemed radio host of Line of Fire and Ask Dr. Brown, made an incredibly kind and beautiful gesture Saturday morning. He purchased a musty, abandoned building for Hollywood actor Ted Danson to sleep inside of on weekends. According to Dr. Brown, the Holy Spirit led him to provide this respite for...
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After several failed attempts, Gerard Tattlehockey couldn’t wait to list a few books in the Bible that he had finally memorized for his friends and family. The forty year-old knew it was time to plan a party at Panda Express when he successfully blurted out several of these books at...
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The three-hour performance finally ended, and, as stout John Hagee wiped his brow and left the stage, there was clearly disappointment and some eggs he ate for breakfast on his grizzled face. “It didn’t go as well as I would have liked,” murmured “Blood Moons,” the nickname his closest...
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Sam Sagacwap was struck with a brilliant idea last week. Calling himself a “Christian Stoner” and “Connoisseur of the Plant Commonly Known as The Weed,” Sam realized he has many friends who also participate in marijuana-related activities. These include creating clay, stop-motion videos and using binoculars as glasses. “I...
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Dr. Jim Salad-Damian wasn’t expecting to bring up famous food critic Guy Fieri and his sensational, frost-tipped hair, but, in the name of relevance and nuance, Salad-Damian filled his congregation’s ears with wonderment! The morning was bright and cool. Dr. Jim had spent three crazy hours preparing for his “special...
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With the recent hue and cry over President Donald Trump’s immigration policy, two above-average celebrities are finally taking matters into their own wrinkled hands. Oprah Winfrey and Rob Bell have teamed up to give every single refugee the ability to buy their own personal raft full of some of...
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The Christian rock band Relient K has always been on the cutting edge of the entertainment world. From the time Matt Thiessen opened a roller coaster in his backyard and charged $10 a ride, to the release of their crime fighting blockbuster, Relient K NYPD Stylez, the band never...
President Trump addressed a joint session of Congress this Tuesday night in what many are considering the most Amish speech in presidential history. What at first seemed like a casual reference or two to “America’s Bearded Farm Folk” soon became an all-out Amish love fest that we just cannot...
Last night’s Academy Awards are today’s talk of the town. All your coworkers, family members, and financial advisors will spend the remainder of the day discussing the thrills and frills of what some have labeled “Oscar’s Most Well Lit Birthday Party Ever!” Don’t play the role of the village...
Dr. Michael Brown, esteemed radio host of Line of Fire and Ask Dr. Brown, made an incredibly kind and beautiful gesture Saturday morning. He purchased a musty, abandoned building for Hollywood actor Ted Danson to sleep inside of on weekends. According to Dr. Brown, the Holy Spirit led him to provide this respite for...
After several failed attempts, Gerard Tattlehockey couldn’t wait to list a few books in the Bible that he had finally memorized for his friends and family. The forty year-old knew it was time to plan a party at Panda Express when he successfully blurted out several of these books at...
The three-hour performance finally ended, and, as stout John Hagee wiped his brow and left the stage, there was clearly disappointment and some eggs he ate for breakfast on his grizzled face. “It didn’t go as well as I would have liked,” murmured “Blood Moons,” the nickname his closest...
Sam Sagacwap was struck with a brilliant idea last week. Calling himself a “Christian Stoner” and “Connoisseur of the Plant Commonly Known as The Weed,” Sam realized he has many friends who also participate in marijuana-related activities. These include creating clay, stop-motion videos and using binoculars as glasses. “I...
Dr. Jim Salad-Damian wasn’t expecting to bring up famous food critic Guy Fieri and his sensational, frost-tipped hair, but, in the name of relevance and nuance, Salad-Damian filled his congregation’s ears with wonderment! The morning was bright and cool. Dr. Jim had spent three crazy hours preparing for his “special...
With the recent hue and cry over President Donald Trump’s immigration policy, two above-average celebrities are finally taking matters into their own wrinkled hands. Oprah Winfrey and Rob Bell have teamed up to give every single refugee the ability to buy their own personal raft full of some of...
The Christian rock band Relient K has always been on the cutting edge of the entertainment world. From the time Matt Thiessen opened a roller coaster in his backyard and charged $10 a ride, to the release of their crime fighting blockbuster, Relient K NYPD Stylez, the band never...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...