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Cheruth Beantooth knows what it takes to slum furniture for his big church family. As a deacon of First Baptist Church Of Gleetonville, Minnesota, many of Cheruth’s hot summers and bone-chilling winters are spent weakening his already-compromised lower back by shoving wooden bed-frames through doorways and screaming to summon that...
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Clayton Jennings is really, really tired of being at the center of controversy these days, and this is making us replace all of our drinking water with sauerkraut and causing our shoulders to ishiver! According to sources, Jennings feels Christians are taking him and his loud, handsome “evangelistic” work for...
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For $249.97 a month, you can receive the “Platinum Mentoring Package” from handsome Thom Rainer. However, for those of us who cannot afford any of his inestimably-wonderful professional services, Thom will sit down, drink a hot cup of chocolate, and forge a unique, one-of-a-kind mouse and send it our way....
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If you’ve registered yourself as a self-respecting Protestant on any social media platform, you’ve likely received a small, dove-shaped parchment in your mailbox last month. The results from Willowcreek Community Church’s Nationwide poll are in, and the consensus on which American human man could deliver the most punchy, state...
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Henry Skimmer is a normal, crumb-gathering 10 year-old who likes to draw faces on a piece of plain, white paper with a crayon or marker during Sunday School. He also enjoys raising his hand and eagerly answering questions like “who was Noah?” or “why do we close our eyes...
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As the sun peaked over the Northern Missouri plains early this morning, pedestrian Illroy Tranchard peddled his road bike along quiet Highway 8, hoping to burn a few extra calories before his day began. As he began the descent of a moderately difficult hill, he noticed six elderly gentlemen playing...
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Andy Stanley, Pastor of the Northpoint Community Church in Alpharetta, Georgia, will go ahead and just preach his next series from the Atlantic Ocean, demonstrating that anyone, young or old, can lead a group of seekers and immature Christians while simultaneously “riding the big one.” While lying on a surfboard, Stanley will Skype...
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Creflo Dollar is known for his extravagant life and purchases. Recenly buying a plane for his own personal use and turning his office into an always-running Cirque Du Soleil likely put a small dent in his bank account, but not enough to stop him from buying a few planets....
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Benny Hinn’s trek through Africa has been wildly successful in terms of sheer numbers and the green paper. Newspapers all over the big hot continent claim incredible “revivals” follow Hinn wherever he goes — along with healings and a small pack of vagrants hoping for a fine meal. Though...
Cheruth Beantooth knows what it takes to slum furniture for his big church family. As a deacon of First Baptist Church Of Gleetonville, Minnesota, many of Cheruth’s hot summers and bone-chilling winters are spent weakening his already-compromised lower back by shoving wooden bed-frames through doorways and screaming to summon that...
Clayton Jennings is really, really tired of being at the center of controversy these days, and this is making us replace all of our drinking water with sauerkraut and causing our shoulders to ishiver! According to sources, Jennings feels Christians are taking him and his loud, handsome “evangelistic” work for...
For $249.97 a month, you can receive the “Platinum Mentoring Package” from handsome Thom Rainer. However, for those of us who cannot afford any of his inestimably-wonderful professional services, Thom will sit down, drink a hot cup of chocolate, and forge a unique, one-of-a-kind mouse and send it our way....
If you’ve registered yourself as a self-respecting Protestant on any social media platform, you’ve likely received a small, dove-shaped parchment in your mailbox last month. The results from Willowcreek Community Church’s Nationwide poll are in, and the consensus on which American human man could deliver the most punchy, state...
Henry Skimmer is a normal, crumb-gathering 10 year-old who likes to draw faces on a piece of plain, white paper with a crayon or marker during Sunday School. He also enjoys raising his hand and eagerly answering questions like “who was Noah?” or “why do we close our eyes...
As the sun peaked over the Northern Missouri plains early this morning, pedestrian Illroy Tranchard peddled his road bike along quiet Highway 8, hoping to burn a few extra calories before his day began. As he began the descent of a moderately difficult hill, he noticed six elderly gentlemen playing...
Andy Stanley, Pastor of the Northpoint Community Church in Alpharetta, Georgia, will go ahead and just preach his next series from the Atlantic Ocean, demonstrating that anyone, young or old, can lead a group of seekers and immature Christians while simultaneously “riding the big one.” While lying on a surfboard, Stanley will Skype...
Creflo Dollar is known for his extravagant life and purchases. Recenly buying a plane for his own personal use and turning his office into an always-running Cirque Du Soleil likely put a small dent in his bank account, but not enough to stop him from buying a few planets....
Benny Hinn’s trek through Africa has been wildly successful in terms of sheer numbers and the green paper. Newspapers all over the big hot continent claim incredible “revivals” follow Hinn wherever he goes — along with healings and a small pack of vagrants hoping for a fine meal. Though...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...