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Archaeologists discovered a giant, 3,000-year-old statue thought to depict Ramses II, and Ken Ham got his big old Australian body stuck inside of it. “There’s no other way to slice and dice this one,” yelled the Answers In Genesis President. “I messed up.” The find comes at the end of...
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If cyber security wasn’t a national security concern before, it is now. Yesterday morning, a nervous and hungry Paul Ryan pitched the GOP’s new healthcare bill to the citizens of the United States, and, without warning, a smiling Perry Noble took over. Large, gummy smile. Big, wet eyes. Whispers...
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What began as an inability to navigate the streets of the Windy City has now given many at Wheaton College something to worry about. The Executive Director of the Billy Graham Center for Evangelism called his colleagues at least twice a week over the last several months to get directions back...
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Meet Todd Blankenship. On the surface, there doesn’t seem to be anything unusual about him, other than his obsession with collectible meats. He’s an average young man in his late twenties. He has an average job, receives average income, attends church averagely, and has incredibly average looks. Underneath the...
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Franklin Graham finally got a beautiful, beaming golden scepter, and the bubbly spittle in our mouths won’t stop pouring out onto our dungarees! As Graham moved from cable network to cable network yesterday, explaining the in’s and out’s of religious freedom, many took notice of the new golden scepter...
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Tom Hungerpalms loves hosting Bible studies. He also can’t get enough of the casual, no frills dining experience he enjoys in his hometown Denny’s. That’s why, as Hungerpalms puts it, “It was a no-brainer to combine the two. They go together like pancakes and the sweet tree sap of...
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“When will it end!” cried an exhasperated Lindsey Bolton of Stockholm, Indiana. “He haunts my dreams, knocks on my door late at night, and interrupts my book club to share the wonder of a home equity loan that does not require monthly mortgage payments. I just want to go...
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Cray-Linda Burpharden found some paper plates, crayons, glue, and paper; she really went to town on this beautiful rendition of Jesus’ baptism! We are just a little worried that she has been raptured, because we haven’t heard from her for a while. Cray-Linda attends Wilmerton Baptist Church of St....
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Herp Humphries was just like any other twenty-five year old, other than having a really strange first name. All that changed late last week when he sat down in a local coffee shop to listen to his favorite theological podcast. “I had some time off and just decided to...
Archaeologists discovered a giant, 3,000-year-old statue thought to depict Ramses II, and Ken Ham got his big old Australian body stuck inside of it. “There’s no other way to slice and dice this one,” yelled the Answers In Genesis President. “I messed up.” The find comes at the end of...
If cyber security wasn’t a national security concern before, it is now. Yesterday morning, a nervous and hungry Paul Ryan pitched the GOP’s new healthcare bill to the citizens of the United States, and, without warning, a smiling Perry Noble took over. Large, gummy smile. Big, wet eyes. Whispers...
What began as an inability to navigate the streets of the Windy City has now given many at Wheaton College something to worry about. The Executive Director of the Billy Graham Center for Evangelism called his colleagues at least twice a week over the last several months to get directions back...
Meet Todd Blankenship. On the surface, there doesn’t seem to be anything unusual about him, other than his obsession with collectible meats. He’s an average young man in his late twenties. He has an average job, receives average income, attends church averagely, and has incredibly average looks. Underneath the...
Franklin Graham finally got a beautiful, beaming golden scepter, and the bubbly spittle in our mouths won’t stop pouring out onto our dungarees! As Graham moved from cable network to cable network yesterday, explaining the in’s and out’s of religious freedom, many took notice of the new golden scepter...
Tom Hungerpalms loves hosting Bible studies. He also can’t get enough of the casual, no frills dining experience he enjoys in his hometown Denny’s. That’s why, as Hungerpalms puts it, “It was a no-brainer to combine the two. They go together like pancakes and the sweet tree sap of...
“When will it end!” cried an exhasperated Lindsey Bolton of Stockholm, Indiana. “He haunts my dreams, knocks on my door late at night, and interrupts my book club to share the wonder of a home equity loan that does not require monthly mortgage payments. I just want to go...
Cray-Linda Burpharden found some paper plates, crayons, glue, and paper; she really went to town on this beautiful rendition of Jesus’ baptism! We are just a little worried that she has been raptured, because we haven’t heard from her for a while. Cray-Linda attends Wilmerton Baptist Church of St....
Herp Humphries was just like any other twenty-five year old, other than having a really strange first name. All that changed late last week when he sat down in a local coffee shop to listen to his favorite theological podcast. “I had some time off and just decided to...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...