WELP: Ken Ham Got Himself Stuck In That Ramses II Head Everyone’s Talking About

"He was squealing, breathing really hard, and alley-oop! He put his head right through that nasty old rock."

Archaeologists discovered a giant, 3,000-year-old statue thought to depict Ramses II, and Ken Ham got his big old Australian body stuck inside of it.

“There’s no other way to slice and dice this one,” yelled the Answers In Genesis President. “I messed up.”

The find comes at the end of a dig that began in 2012. Reports of the incredible discovery began surfacing last Friday. A happy Ham arrived in Cairo Friday night with shovel and Bible in hand, excited to take a gander at the big ancient noggin.

“He dove head-first,” recalled Brenda McBrenda, a reporter on the scene. “He was squealing, breathing really hard, and alley-oop! He put his head right through that nasty old rock.”

Ken Ham and the rest of his fellow Answers In Genesis team are happy he’s alive after the incident. “I’m just really stuck,” claimed Ham. “My large Australian body has made for itself a wonderful rock cacoon and I must acquiesce to its demands.”

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