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Linda Burfict has been listening to her son’s weekly podcast The Pulpit Report for a year now and has exercised an inconceivable amount of conviction and integrity: she gave her son’s boring ol’ podcast the lowest rating possible on iTunes and proceeded to tell him why. Jed Burfict, a forty-year-old,...
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Orange Juice Simpson, former NFL star and Hall of Famer, was officially released on parole today and literally everybody’s talking about it. Titillating! After serving nine years in prison, Simpson finally gets a taste of sweet, sweet freedom. Amazing. The star was convicted of kidnapping, armed robbery and 10 other...
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The Jesus Freak Cruise finally set sail last week, and “the boys” are oh, so grateful for the memories. This is mostly because Michael Tait’s eyebrows are slowly becoming self-aware and are taking control of his entire body. What a blessing! It has been a slow turning-over of bodily...
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Westboro Baptist Church officially set its sights on a new target: Apologist William Lane Craig and his cat, Brandon. Sad! The controversial Baptist church, based in Topeka, Kansas, got wind of Craig and Brandon’s walking habits and immediately sprung into action. Observers have noticed WBC’s particularly vicious campaign against...
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According to a report given to The Daily Cherub this afternoon, scientists have finally discovered the key increased pizzaz-levels, and it will totally force you to say things like, “Ahhhhhhh…this hit the spot,” “I wish I could put this into a syringe and administer it right into my bloodstream,”...
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The Bible: Barack Obama Edition is set to be released this Fall, and our teeth are falling out with anticipation. We. Can’t Wait. LifeWay officially announced that the new Bible will include former President Barack Obama’s face on each page to accurately reflect how he feels about them. Every page...
Finally....
Sad!...
Sad!...
Linda Burfict has been listening to her son’s weekly podcast The Pulpit Report for a year now and has exercised an inconceivable amount of conviction and integrity: she gave her son’s boring ol’ podcast the lowest rating possible on iTunes and proceeded to tell him why. Jed Burfict, a forty-year-old,...
Orange Juice Simpson, former NFL star and Hall of Famer, was officially released on parole today and literally everybody’s talking about it. Titillating! After serving nine years in prison, Simpson finally gets a taste of sweet, sweet freedom. Amazing. The star was convicted of kidnapping, armed robbery and 10 other...
The Jesus Freak Cruise finally set sail last week, and “the boys” are oh, so grateful for the memories. This is mostly because Michael Tait’s eyebrows are slowly becoming self-aware and are taking control of his entire body. What a blessing! It has been a slow turning-over of bodily...
Westboro Baptist Church officially set its sights on a new target: Apologist William Lane Craig and his cat, Brandon. Sad! The controversial Baptist church, based in Topeka, Kansas, got wind of Craig and Brandon’s walking habits and immediately sprung into action. Observers have noticed WBC’s particularly vicious campaign against...
According to a report given to The Daily Cherub this afternoon, scientists have finally discovered the key increased pizzaz-levels, and it will totally force you to say things like, “Ahhhhhhh…this hit the spot,” “I wish I could put this into a syringe and administer it right into my bloodstream,”...
The Bible: Barack Obama Edition is set to be released this Fall, and our teeth are falling out with anticipation. We. Can’t Wait. LifeWay officially announced that the new Bible will include former President Barack Obama’s face on each page to accurately reflect how he feels about them. Every page...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...