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Somebody please help Jared C. Wilson get back to shore — he’s too busy plugging all the holes in his small, blue boat to get himself back to safety. The seagulls are relentless, and he is experiencing scurvy-like symptoms. This is not ideal. After preaching a sermon on the...
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According to the President of Single’s Ministries, anyone who participates in a single’s ministry will have their mouth shrunk significantly by the end of 2017. Singles: It’s official, before January 1st, 2018, be prepared to lose several inches from your mouth. “Everyone in America who participates in some kind...
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She absolutely did it. She pulled off something so unprecedented our heads are spinning: Linda Moronich just threw an ice cube directly in the trash. Linda, faithful in service and kind in heart, dropped a single cube of ice after retrieving a bag of the cold stuff for the Sunday potluck,...
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As much as we love Kirk Cameron’s work, especially Kirk’s 2014 hit Saving Christmas, something doesn’t seem right here: Kirk Cameron sincerely believes a popular Christian anonymous Twitter account is his physical therapist. We don’t have any idea what to do with this information other than pass it along to you....
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Pulpitandpen.org, the beautiful, awe-inspiring “Rolex of Discernment Blogs,” has done it again. What an amazing website! Wow! According to Jeff Maples, one of the handsome writers at Pulpit and Pen, they have created a brand-new page listing all the churches in the United States that sort of look like...
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In an amazing act of generosity towards “the least of these,” Rachel Held Evans, a doubt-filled believer, feminist, and an author of some books, graciously handed over her neighbor’s house keys to a group of Syrian refugees. Adorable! Without her neighbor’s consent, Held Evans placed a set of their...
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A half-wit, pea-brained, nasty vandal really blew it this time. Now, as a result, we’re thinking about throwing dead locusts at our mailman with a hypnotized Jerry Seinfeld. What. In. The. World: the dirty hoodlum had all night to put together a decent representation of Noah’s big fat Ark,...
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Due to a remarkable, relentless, and insatiable concern for the well-being of our big blue planet, a Baby Murder Mill in Jackson, Mississippi left the dark ages and is now going completely green in order to save the environment. “We love the trees,” Linda Hasmerparton, a representative of the...
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Despite drastically different soteriologies, Ricky Templeton and Tom Gravenickles finally buried the hatchet and became friends this morning. It has been a difficult seven years for the two strong-willed men, both dealing with a mild irritable bowel syndrome. After Templeton moved from Flipper, Virginia to Oshkosh, Wisconsin in the Spring...
Somebody please help Jared C. Wilson get back to shore — he’s too busy plugging all the holes in his small, blue boat to get himself back to safety. The seagulls are relentless, and he is experiencing scurvy-like symptoms. This is not ideal. After preaching a sermon on the...
According to the President of Single’s Ministries, anyone who participates in a single’s ministry will have their mouth shrunk significantly by the end of 2017. Singles: It’s official, before January 1st, 2018, be prepared to lose several inches from your mouth. “Everyone in America who participates in some kind...
She absolutely did it. She pulled off something so unprecedented our heads are spinning: Linda Moronich just threw an ice cube directly in the trash. Linda, faithful in service and kind in heart, dropped a single cube of ice after retrieving a bag of the cold stuff for the Sunday potluck,...
As much as we love Kirk Cameron’s work, especially Kirk’s 2014 hit Saving Christmas, something doesn’t seem right here: Kirk Cameron sincerely believes a popular Christian anonymous Twitter account is his physical therapist. We don’t have any idea what to do with this information other than pass it along to you....
Pulpitandpen.org, the beautiful, awe-inspiring “Rolex of Discernment Blogs,” has done it again. What an amazing website! Wow! According to Jeff Maples, one of the handsome writers at Pulpit and Pen, they have created a brand-new page listing all the churches in the United States that sort of look like...
In an amazing act of generosity towards “the least of these,” Rachel Held Evans, a doubt-filled believer, feminist, and an author of some books, graciously handed over her neighbor’s house keys to a group of Syrian refugees. Adorable! Without her neighbor’s consent, Held Evans placed a set of their...
A half-wit, pea-brained, nasty vandal really blew it this time. Now, as a result, we’re thinking about throwing dead locusts at our mailman with a hypnotized Jerry Seinfeld. What. In. The. World: the dirty hoodlum had all night to put together a decent representation of Noah’s big fat Ark,...
Due to a remarkable, relentless, and insatiable concern for the well-being of our big blue planet, a Baby Murder Mill in Jackson, Mississippi left the dark ages and is now going completely green in order to save the environment. “We love the trees,” Linda Hasmerparton, a representative of the...
Despite drastically different soteriologies, Ricky Templeton and Tom Gravenickles finally buried the hatchet and became friends this morning. It has been a difficult seven years for the two strong-willed men, both dealing with a mild irritable bowel syndrome. After Templeton moved from Flipper, Virginia to Oshkosh, Wisconsin in the Spring...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...