Year after year, J.D. Hall, discernment blogger and resident weatherman at pulpitandpen.org, refuses to let coworker Jeff Maples give him a spoon full of pure, fresh, mayonnaise to start his day at the office. Unfortunately, this has left Maples, enormous fan of Sting and the Police, feeling dejected and angry, perhaps even a bit insecure.
“He wouldn’t eat his mayonnaise, which is so rich in iron and vitamins,” Maples told us. “I’ve tried so, so hard to get him to eat the wonderful “Egg-Slime of Vigor.” I’ve placed mayo into his bottled water, his wallets, and cereal, but he always catches my good-natured attempts to stuff the ‘naise into his mouth.”
“Finally, after years of experiencing insecurity and fear, he ate the mayo that I spooned into his mouth. It’s officially back in his diet.”
Wow! We can’t wait to see how this affects his productivity!
