The incredibly life-like Trevin Wax wax sculpture is a sight to behold in The Gospel Coalition’s gift shop, but there’s one huge, gross problem: it is keeping the non-wax Trevin Wax up at night and he can’t take it anymore.
Trevin Wax arrived to work at 10:30am yesterday morning with disheveled hair and wrinkled pants, worried about his job status. “I have no idea whether or not I am still employed by The Gospel Coalition. I’ve missed meetings, forgotten assignments, and am consistently late to the offices. The wax Trevin Wax scares me, and I haven’t slept for days,” the TGC contributor told The Daily Cherub.
The incredibly beautiful wax Trevin Wax was sculpted by local artist Winfred Winfred-Dempster last month and placed into the TGC gift shop for fans and readers to yell at, tell secrets, or stare at with their hands in their pockets. Winfred-Dempster had no idea the life-like creation would be super groovy and ruin real Trevin Wax’s life.
“When I heard that he is unable to sleep and often wakes up shooting his bow-staff while moaning the tune of Billie Jean by Michael Jackson, I felt terrible,” the artist said. “He walks into the TGC offices and immediately dumps a bag of wigs on the floor in horror every day. He knows it’s only a matter of time before TGC security escorts him off of the premises for good.”
The wax Trevin Wax was unavailable for comment, but we noticed he does look a lot cooler than the real Trevin Wax.
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