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Two years have passed since First Baptist Church members of Hannover, New Jersey first complained about the “loud, annoying buzz” that can be heard over the speakers. “At first we all heard that buzz, but assumed that, by next week’s service, it would disappear into space,” said Grace Ellingslie....
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In a special, super-secret media briefing this afternoon, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer broke incredible news. Our beautiful and elegant President, Donald J. Trump, will require all US-based credit card companies to switch to those creepy, gloriously-efficient, sub-dermal microchips by 2019. “The President has mandated that all major companies...
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Colin Westphal, a missionary serving in the Hebis tribe of South America, desires to evangelize and build a healthy, prosperous church. Living in Third-World conditions and constantly shaking the moist hands of the weak and needy, Westphal’s boney body is fully-stocked with rare, unique viruses that he wishes he...
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Rich Overhessan attends a small, rural church in the upper Michigan peninsula. He’s known for his wise counsel, money-management skills, and quiet demeanor. You’ll often find Rich reading quietly at home or enjoying a nice newspaper at the The Bird, a local coffee shop in town largely populated by...
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg recently met with a group of pastors in Texas, hoping to find common ground. Together, they brainstormed ideas to improve their local communities. “I met with ministers in Waco who are helping their congregations find deeper meaning in a changing world,” claimed Zuckerberg, Millennial Billionaire and humanitarian. Here...
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Ron LeBlanc of Fayetteville, Arkansas became weary of the Christian-cause when he was twelve years old: “I remember my parents taking me to church every Sunday morning and every Sunday night, dressing me up in suits and ties, and begging me to not stuff tortellini in my front and back pockets to eat during...
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Roger Forestblade, Pastor of United Church Of Miami Of Ohio, left the pulpit Sunday morning with a smile and tears of joy on his bearded face. As he approached the back of the sanctuary, shaking hands as he regularly does, one man caused his...
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Jim Bakker is consistently wrong about his end-times prophecies, and it is beginning to catch up with him. In 2015, The Jim Bakker Show consistently reached 100,000 viewers worldwide, but after several failed prophecies and promises, Bakker is having a difficult time reaching 50,000 television sets. “There’s only one...
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For years, Young Living successfully carved for itself a large swath of direct-sales territory in the American Evangelical church. Well, kiss your beautiful oils goodbye, parishioners, because we’re 70% sure that there’s a new sheriff in town, and it is The Wicker Chair 4000, a new model recently designed...
Two years have passed since First Baptist Church members of Hannover, New Jersey first complained about the “loud, annoying buzz” that can be heard over the speakers. “At first we all heard that buzz, but assumed that, by next week’s service, it would disappear into space,” said Grace Ellingslie....
In a special, super-secret media briefing this afternoon, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer broke incredible news. Our beautiful and elegant President, Donald J. Trump, will require all US-based credit card companies to switch to those creepy, gloriously-efficient, sub-dermal microchips by 2019. “The President has mandated that all major companies...
Colin Westphal, a missionary serving in the Hebis tribe of South America, desires to evangelize and build a healthy, prosperous church. Living in Third-World conditions and constantly shaking the moist hands of the weak and needy, Westphal’s boney body is fully-stocked with rare, unique viruses that he wishes he...
Rich Overhessan attends a small, rural church in the upper Michigan peninsula. He’s known for his wise counsel, money-management skills, and quiet demeanor. You’ll often find Rich reading quietly at home or enjoying a nice newspaper at the The Bird, a local coffee shop in town largely populated by...
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg recently met with a group of pastors in Texas, hoping to find common ground. Together, they brainstormed ideas to improve their local communities. “I met with ministers in Waco who are helping their congregations find deeper meaning in a changing world,” claimed Zuckerberg, Millennial Billionaire and humanitarian. Here...
Ron LeBlanc of Fayetteville, Arkansas became weary of the Christian-cause when he was twelve years old: “I remember my parents taking me to church every Sunday morning and every Sunday night, dressing me up in suits and ties, and begging me to not stuff tortellini in my front and back pockets to eat during...
Roger Forestblade, Pastor of United Church Of Miami Of Ohio, left the pulpit Sunday morning with a smile and tears of joy on his bearded face. As he approached the back of the sanctuary, shaking hands as he regularly does, one man caused his...
Jim Bakker is consistently wrong about his end-times prophecies, and it is beginning to catch up with him. In 2015, The Jim Bakker Show consistently reached 100,000 viewers worldwide, but after several failed prophecies and promises, Bakker is having a difficult time reaching 50,000 television sets. “There’s only one...
For years, Young Living successfully carved for itself a large swath of direct-sales territory in the American Evangelical church. Well, kiss your beautiful oils goodbye, parishioners, because we’re 70% sure that there’s a new sheriff in town, and it is The Wicker Chair 4000, a new model recently designed...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...