Penitent Jim Bakker To Live-Stream Himself Playing Twister

Jim Bakker is consistently wrong about his end-times prophecies, and it is beginning to catch up with him. In 2015, The Jim Bakker Show consistently reached 100,000 viewers worldwide,...

Jim Bakker is consistently wrong about his end-times prophecies, and it is beginning to catch up with him. In 2015, The Jim Bakker Show consistently reached 100,000 viewers worldwide, but after several failed prophecies and promises, Bakker is having a difficult time reaching 50,000 television sets.

“There’s only one thing left for him to do,” an anonymous source close to the Bakker’s told us. “He must live-stream himself playing Twister.”

Facebook Live is likely the streaming service Bakker will choose. An exuberant man in his 70’s, Bakker has pulled this stunt a few times before — once after getting caught in an adulterous relationship, and once after eating a whole pie designated for a funeral. Of course, Facebook Live wasn’t around in those days.

“He would play Twister out on the street corner or in the Post Office to express his sorrow to as many people as he could. Now he can express extreme sorrow by using Facebook Live.”

Bakker wasn’t available for comment.

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