Move Over Essential Oils: The Future Is This Wicker Chair

For years, Young Living successfully carved for itself a large swath of direct-sales territory in the American Evangelical church. Well, kiss your beautiful oils goodbye, parishioners, because we’re 70%...

For years, Young Living successfully carved for itself a large swath of direct-sales territory in the American Evangelical church. Well, kiss your beautiful oils goodbye, parishioners, because we’re 70% sure that there’s a new sheriff in town, and it is The Wicker Chair 4000, a new model recently designed by a company aptly named Wicker-Wicker-Wicker-Wicker Inc. Young Living offers consultants wholesale pricing at 24% off. Wicker4Us, a direct sales company that sells Wicker-Wicker-Wicker-Wicker Inc.’s Wicker Chair 4000 , offers consultants wholesale pricing at a whopping 90% off.

Wicker4Us also offers frequent sales and promotions, like “The Great Wicker Giveaway,” where consultants leave wicker chairs anywhere and everywhere they go, ding-dong ditching their way through entire communities. Wicker4Us also offers rewards to their consultants. One such reward is the opportunity to make some wicker chairs in their Guatemalan factory.

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