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The Gospel Coalition is finally getting rid of all their old Mark Driscoll paraphernalia after years of keeping Driscoll-swag in a big musty cloud of stink inside a New York storage unit. Though most of “The Swag” can be bought with a quarter, TGC is having a difficult time...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game. The “Big Southern Boy” will buy a ten-dollar basketball at a Washington D.C. Super Walmart, pump it up with a...
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It began as a simple illustration taken from a beloved classic, and now most of us are digging our own graves to spare our family members from the back-breaking work — we are all mostly dead now. Sproul: “I wanted to add some color to my sermon on spiritual...
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Apple took a plunge into the world of Christian Emoji’s this month, releasing over 250 Christian based Emoji’s for iPhone users worldwide. “We noticed a void in the Emoji market mid-way through 2016 when we noticed iPhone usage dropped significantly on Sunday mornings” says senior developer Rhonda Steller. “We...
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Last week Franklin Graham revealed his line of “Make Evangelicalism Great Again” or “MEGA” hats on Fox News Sunday, and it looks like Golden Corral keeps buying them all up and using them to start fires for their grills. “We wanted to see the chef cook up all of...
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While drinking a small cup of soup at a local deli, Albert Mohler boldly stood up this week and announced to everyone in the building that he is willing to “scream a little bit more into the microphone” when he records his popular podcast focused on worldviews, evangelicalism, and...
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Celebrity Pastor and noted children’s music-hater Andy Stanley is no longer satisfied in his effort last September to reduce “Jesus Loves Me” to a mere relic of Christian history. Sources close to Stanley say that The Northpoint Community Church pastor plans to bury a few more Sunday School staples in...
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Faith Family Fellowship Church in Montego, Montana gently and humanely dropped off all of their old hymnals in a beautiful, open pasture today, allowing the musty songbooks to finish out their days roaming the countryside. Rather than rotting in a garbage can or being eaten by the Hill People, Pastor Jim Tentman wanted these...
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Louie Giglio, the kind, elderly gentleman known for his trendy fashion and spirited preaching at the Passion Conference, appeared on stage this week in a full astronaut suit, demonstrating that he clearly has no idea what teens are wearing these days. Many in the crowd were spirit-filled, keeping their giggles...
The Gospel Coalition is finally getting rid of all their old Mark Driscoll paraphernalia after years of keeping Driscoll-swag in a big musty cloud of stink inside a New York storage unit. Though most of “The Swag” can be bought with a quarter, TGC is having a difficult time...
John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game. The “Big Southern Boy” will buy a ten-dollar basketball at a Washington D.C. Super Walmart, pump it up with a...
It began as a simple illustration taken from a beloved classic, and now most of us are digging our own graves to spare our family members from the back-breaking work — we are all mostly dead now. Sproul: “I wanted to add some color to my sermon on spiritual...
Apple took a plunge into the world of Christian Emoji’s this month, releasing over 250 Christian based Emoji’s for iPhone users worldwide. “We noticed a void in the Emoji market mid-way through 2016 when we noticed iPhone usage dropped significantly on Sunday mornings” says senior developer Rhonda Steller. “We...
Last week Franklin Graham revealed his line of “Make Evangelicalism Great Again” or “MEGA” hats on Fox News Sunday, and it looks like Golden Corral keeps buying them all up and using them to start fires for their grills. “We wanted to see the chef cook up all of...
While drinking a small cup of soup at a local deli, Albert Mohler boldly stood up this week and announced to everyone in the building that he is willing to “scream a little bit more into the microphone” when he records his popular podcast focused on worldviews, evangelicalism, and...
Celebrity Pastor and noted children’s music-hater Andy Stanley is no longer satisfied in his effort last September to reduce “Jesus Loves Me” to a mere relic of Christian history. Sources close to Stanley say that The Northpoint Community Church pastor plans to bury a few more Sunday School staples in...
Faith Family Fellowship Church in Montego, Montana gently and humanely dropped off all of their old hymnals in a beautiful, open pasture today, allowing the musty songbooks to finish out their days roaming the countryside. Rather than rotting in a garbage can or being eaten by the Hill People, Pastor Jim Tentman wanted these...
Louie Giglio, the kind, elderly gentleman known for his trendy fashion and spirited preaching at the Passion Conference, appeared on stage this week in a full astronaut suit, demonstrating that he clearly has no idea what teens are wearing these days. Many in the crowd were spirit-filled, keeping their giggles...
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“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...