Local Pastor Forgets Church Member’s Name, Inexplicably Calls Him “Quail”

Roger Forestblade, Pastor of United Church Of Miami Of Ohio, left the pulpit Sunday morning with a smile and tears of joy on his...

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“He called me ‘Quail’ and did not correct his mistake,” Jed told us. “He was clearly uncomfortable with it all, but didn’t have the guts to ask me what my name was. He’s lucky that I have been forced to attend this church by my wife, Glenneth.”

“Quail? That’s the name you come up with? This is an outrage. He could’ve said ‘Hey man,’ or ‘What’s up, guy?’ but instead, Pastor Roger settled on a small ground-nesting game bird in the pheasant family Phasianidae. Coturnix is the Latin for this species,” asserted Glenneth Wolf.

As far as we know, Roger still doesn’t know this man’s name, but it is inexplicable for him to call him “Quail.” Pastor Roger could not be reached for comment.

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