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Golf, also known as “Scotland’s Remorse,” is a Lawn Care Sport often associated with high-class manners and etiquette. When done properly, golf is often a lofty, dreamy, and almost ethereal experience where the sportsman will stop at nothing to deposit the “Celtic Egg” within its earthly nest-hole. However, the...
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Bless her heart! Your creative Mom wrote down a bunch of neat Christian band name ideas that we are forced to read and pretend to like. This is definitely a fake smile that we are putting on to look brave for the kids. We are doing everything we can not to take...
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We asked these 6 Nebraskan farmers to guess the height and weight of “America’s Golden-Mouthed Preacher,” Joel Osteen. The results are heart-warming: “I’ve seen his type before. I’m going to say he’s 5 foot 5 inches, and 130 pounds.” – Thomas Harvy “Judging by his tiny eye sockets, I’d...
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Dumbledore is the fashionable, grandfather-like wizard in J. K. Rowling’s beloved Harry Potter books and movies. Although he is known for his powerful sorcery, party hats, and collection of theme park souvenirs, he is perhaps best remembered for his pithy, spirit-churning advice and wisdom delivered through powerful quotes. Some...
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Hunger pangs strike your round food-bag, and literally zero Duggar children have brought you the figgy pudding they promised you. You’re a hungry son of a gun. Here are all the thoughts that go through your head when people are talking theology, and you just want to microwave that...
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Close your eyes and imagine with us for a second – you pull up to your church in your moist, white Toyota Camry/Prius, you storm through your church’s door, grab a mug of hot, grainy coffee and make your way to your favorite pew only to find one of...
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It’s amazing what will get Christians all hot and bothered these days. Here are eleven, seemingly minute things that annoy us, but shouldn’t. 1. Thomas referring to Percy’s communion crackers as “Holy Graham Crackers” in Thomas the Tank Engine. 2. The greeter handing you a Joel Osteen bobblehead...
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We asked The Daily Cherub Community for some of their craziest “Heaven Is For Real” theories. Here they are: 1. When Colton Burpo begins to open his mouth near the beginning of the movie, you can sort of see a shadowy figure between his Canines and Molars. I believe...
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They criticize you because they care, but are you spiritual enough to ignore these criticisms from other parents? 1. Your child is mostly a large plate of hotdogs that nobody wants to smell or drop into hot grease. Get used to your child being criticized for his plate-full-of-hotdogs-like figure...
Golf, also known as “Scotland’s Remorse,” is a Lawn Care Sport often associated with high-class manners and etiquette. When done properly, golf is often a lofty, dreamy, and almost ethereal experience where the sportsman will stop at nothing to deposit the “Celtic Egg” within its earthly nest-hole. However, the...
Bless her heart! Your creative Mom wrote down a bunch of neat Christian band name ideas that we are forced to read and pretend to like. This is definitely a fake smile that we are putting on to look brave for the kids. We are doing everything we can not to take...
We asked these 6 Nebraskan farmers to guess the height and weight of “America’s Golden-Mouthed Preacher,” Joel Osteen. The results are heart-warming: “I’ve seen his type before. I’m going to say he’s 5 foot 5 inches, and 130 pounds.” – Thomas Harvy “Judging by his tiny eye sockets, I’d...
Dumbledore is the fashionable, grandfather-like wizard in J. K. Rowling’s beloved Harry Potter books and movies. Although he is known for his powerful sorcery, party hats, and collection of theme park souvenirs, he is perhaps best remembered for his pithy, spirit-churning advice and wisdom delivered through powerful quotes. Some...
Hunger pangs strike your round food-bag, and literally zero Duggar children have brought you the figgy pudding they promised you. You’re a hungry son of a gun. Here are all the thoughts that go through your head when people are talking theology, and you just want to microwave that...
Close your eyes and imagine with us for a second – you pull up to your church in your moist, white Toyota Camry/Prius, you storm through your church’s door, grab a mug of hot, grainy coffee and make your way to your favorite pew only to find one of...
It’s amazing what will get Christians all hot and bothered these days. Here are eleven, seemingly minute things that annoy us, but shouldn’t. 1. Thomas referring to Percy’s communion crackers as “Holy Graham Crackers” in Thomas the Tank Engine. 2. The greeter handing you a Joel Osteen bobblehead...
We asked The Daily Cherub Community for some of their craziest “Heaven Is For Real” theories. Here they are: 1. When Colton Burpo begins to open his mouth near the beginning of the movie, you can sort of see a shadowy figure between his Canines and Molars. I believe...
They criticize you because they care, but are you spiritual enough to ignore these criticisms from other parents? 1. Your child is mostly a large plate of hotdogs that nobody wants to smell or drop into hot grease. Get used to your child being criticized for his plate-full-of-hotdogs-like figure...
Some of us left the packed theater 100% confused and gaffaw-ing over and over again. Some of us were a bit upset that the actors weren’t acting like they...
Look, we all understand. With today’s economy, it’s tough making ends meet with the income from just one job. Lots of people are...
According to the always-majestic publisher of Eugene Peterson’s website, he began to create The Message Bible version during a series of lessons on Paul’s Epistle to the Galatians. His congregation was bored...
Disgraceful....