Cute: These 6 Nebraskans Try To Guess Joel Osteen’s Height And Weight

We asked these 6 Nebraskan farmers to guess the height and weight of "America's Golden Mouthed Preacher," Joel Osteen. The results are heart warming.

We asked these 6 Nebraskan farmers to guess the height and weight of “America’s Golden-Mouthed Preacher,” Joel Osteen. The results are heart-warming:

“I’ve seen his type before. I’m going to say he’s 5 foot 5 inches, and 130 pounds.”

– Thomas Harvy

“Judging by his tiny eye sockets, I’d say he’s 5 foot 1 inch, tops. Maybe 185 pounds.”

– Derick Tintleton

“7 feet 8 inches, 205 pounds.”

– Gary Brown

“That man fills out a suit well. I’m going to guess 5 feet 10 inches, 170 pounds.”

– Roger Goodell, (no relation to the NFL Commissioner)

“6 feet tall, 150 pounds.”

– Quin Billup

“That boy loves to eat corn. He’s 5 foot 7 inches tall, and weighs approximately 163 pounds.”

– Garry “Dukes” Orndangles

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