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The beautiful music group, 4Him, was a Contemporary Christian group founded in 1990. They won ten Dove awards, a Grammy nomination, and three certified gold albums. The transformation has stunned all of us. Then Now 2017 keeps getting better and better. Amazing!...
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These are fool-proof signs that you have guzzled deeply from the murky well of Episcopal waters: You refer to ducks by their proper name, the “water chicken.” You refuse to ride subways as the thought of being underground makes your bones quake. Your mother always tells you “No two...
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Sporting Christian t-shirts is the third-most effective way to spread the message of the Gospel, behind speaking actual words, then followed by tracts. This is some really cool Christian swag that we would maybe sell if we were a little more proactive....
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If you are Catholic, you wouldn’t be caught dead doing any of these six things. 1. Purchasing an alpaca farm Alpacas are wolves in llama’s clothing and represent the teachings of heretics and apostates. A true, self respecting Catholic would not purchase a farm filled with “Lucifer’s coat hangers,”...
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1. Wearing intrusive jingle bells to accentuate your movements and discomfort during sermons As a full-fledged “Presby,” you remember being granted the priviledge of intrusive jinglebells placed in your pockets and strapped to your arms. Shifting your weight, leaving to make bathroom, and coddling an infant became quite the...
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None of us have read The Shack, nor have we seen the movie most notably endorsed by hip-hop artist Lecrae, but we just read about it on Wikipedia and feel empowered to write this juicy article on the key differences between The Shack and The Shaq. 1. The Shack is...
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These two Albert Mohler’s have come together, and they wish to be regarded as separate, but equal entities. They have been through a lot, so to disregard their request would be rude, and could ultimately be costly to their brand. As you mull over their concern, please keep these...
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If you attend, lead, host, have adopted, or are involved with a Youth Group in any shape or form, and a total of zero Larry Frantzel’s attend your Youth Group, you should be extremely thankful. Here’s why: Larry Frantzel has a pet parakeet Actually, nine other pet parakeets, who perch on...
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You can’t help it. Every time you feast your weak, tender eyes upon one of these 80’s sitcoms, memories of your church usher come flooding into your mind, like that time you and your brother flooded the basement to see if mom’s wigs would float. They didn’t, but these...
The beautiful music group, 4Him, was a Contemporary Christian group founded in 1990. They won ten Dove awards, a Grammy nomination, and three certified gold albums. The transformation has stunned all of us. Then Now 2017 keeps getting better and better. Amazing!...
These are fool-proof signs that you have guzzled deeply from the murky well of Episcopal waters: You refer to ducks by their proper name, the “water chicken.” You refuse to ride subways as the thought of being underground makes your bones quake. Your mother always tells you “No two...
Sporting Christian t-shirts is the third-most effective way to spread the message of the Gospel, behind speaking actual words, then followed by tracts. This is some really cool Christian swag that we would maybe sell if we were a little more proactive....
If you are Catholic, you wouldn’t be caught dead doing any of these six things. 1. Purchasing an alpaca farm Alpacas are wolves in llama’s clothing and represent the teachings of heretics and apostates. A true, self respecting Catholic would not purchase a farm filled with “Lucifer’s coat hangers,”...
1. Wearing intrusive jingle bells to accentuate your movements and discomfort during sermons As a full-fledged “Presby,” you remember being granted the priviledge of intrusive jinglebells placed in your pockets and strapped to your arms. Shifting your weight, leaving to make bathroom, and coddling an infant became quite the...
None of us have read The Shack, nor have we seen the movie most notably endorsed by hip-hop artist Lecrae, but we just read about it on Wikipedia and feel empowered to write this juicy article on the key differences between The Shack and The Shaq. 1. The Shack is...
These two Albert Mohler’s have come together, and they wish to be regarded as separate, but equal entities. They have been through a lot, so to disregard their request would be rude, and could ultimately be costly to their brand. As you mull over their concern, please keep these...
If you attend, lead, host, have adopted, or are involved with a Youth Group in any shape or form, and a total of zero Larry Frantzel’s attend your Youth Group, you should be extremely thankful. Here’s why: Larry Frantzel has a pet parakeet Actually, nine other pet parakeets, who perch on...
You can’t help it. Every time you feast your weak, tender eyes upon one of these 80’s sitcoms, memories of your church usher come flooding into your mind, like that time you and your brother flooded the basement to see if mom’s wigs would float. They didn’t, but these...
Some of us left the packed theater 100% confused and gaffaw-ing over and over again. Some of us were a bit upset that the actors weren’t acting like they...
Look, we all understand. With today’s economy, it’s tough making ends meet with the income from just one job. Lots of people are...
According to the always-majestic publisher of Eugene Peterson’s website, he began to create The Message Bible version during a series of lessons on Paul’s Epistle to the Galatians. His congregation was bored...
Disgraceful....