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Horrid!...
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There’s nothing worse than a poor idiot of a guy refusing to take his hat off out of respect for God and country. That is exactly what dirty old Kent Wilkerson has been doing for more than a decade and we can hardly look at the guy let alone...
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The Jensen family has been sitting at a kitchen table for thirty-six hours and they absolutely refuse to put their puzzle together until John Piper gives them the “A-OK” through phone, text, or Desiring God article. The family of seven from Wilmont, Idaho is exercising incredible patience, tenacity, self-control,...
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In the blockbuster hit Flubber, Professor Philip Brainard (Robin Williams) experiments with new kinds of energy. Unfortunately, the mischievous Flubber seems to have a mind of its own. Here are nine Christian blog posts that casually referenced Robin Williams’ box-office Hit “Flubber” and should’ve gone viral. 1. Doug Wilson’s post,...
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We bought amazing amounts of Tang™ and Baked Ziti. We reinforced our basement walls with bricks, the bones of former NASCAR racers, glue, used gum, the organs of multiple men named “Rusty,” and lead. We invited all of our friends over to lay in our assigned, beautiful coffin beds,...
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Whether you are a Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian, or EV Free, you are completely welcome to travel to Harold Princebottom’s home and click the minimize button above this patriotic picture! Outstanding! Harold Princebottom, member of First Methodist Church of Denver, Colorado, stumbled upon this stunning photograph after typing “patriotism” in...
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Amazing! We’ve all experienced that uncomfortable moment. Our loved-ones have put all that time and effort into the choral rendition of “This Is How It Feels To Be Free” by Phillips, Craig, and Dean, and, it is finally showtime. Upon reaching the first chorus, several sopranos miss their note....
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Brent Trenton, studious and handsome, won a blimp-load of sword drill trophies back in the early 2000’s. Year after year, he dutifully represented First Church of Tacklinberg, Vermont at the Montayac County Kids Klub Sword Drill Competition, but now he’s a married man and has no use for the...
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Reince Folgersmouth, a member of First Lutheran Church of Kansas City, Kansas, wants an Applebee’s waiter who served him last year to know how truly thankful he is. Every day, whether by phone, text message, handwritten letter, email, carrier pigeon, or instant message, Reince tells the blessed waiter at...
Horrid!...
There’s nothing worse than a poor idiot of a guy refusing to take his hat off out of respect for God and country. That is exactly what dirty old Kent Wilkerson has been doing for more than a decade and we can hardly look at the guy let alone...
The Jensen family has been sitting at a kitchen table for thirty-six hours and they absolutely refuse to put their puzzle together until John Piper gives them the “A-OK” through phone, text, or Desiring God article. The family of seven from Wilmont, Idaho is exercising incredible patience, tenacity, self-control,...
In the blockbuster hit Flubber, Professor Philip Brainard (Robin Williams) experiments with new kinds of energy. Unfortunately, the mischievous Flubber seems to have a mind of its own. Here are nine Christian blog posts that casually referenced Robin Williams’ box-office Hit “Flubber” and should’ve gone viral. 1. Doug Wilson’s post,...
We bought amazing amounts of Tang™ and Baked Ziti. We reinforced our basement walls with bricks, the bones of former NASCAR racers, glue, used gum, the organs of multiple men named “Rusty,” and lead. We invited all of our friends over to lay in our assigned, beautiful coffin beds,...
Whether you are a Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian, or EV Free, you are completely welcome to travel to Harold Princebottom’s home and click the minimize button above this patriotic picture! Outstanding! Harold Princebottom, member of First Methodist Church of Denver, Colorado, stumbled upon this stunning photograph after typing “patriotism” in...
Amazing! We’ve all experienced that uncomfortable moment. Our loved-ones have put all that time and effort into the choral rendition of “This Is How It Feels To Be Free” by Phillips, Craig, and Dean, and, it is finally showtime. Upon reaching the first chorus, several sopranos miss their note....
Brent Trenton, studious and handsome, won a blimp-load of sword drill trophies back in the early 2000’s. Year after year, he dutifully represented First Church of Tacklinberg, Vermont at the Montayac County Kids Klub Sword Drill Competition, but now he’s a married man and has no use for the...
Reince Folgersmouth, a member of First Lutheran Church of Kansas City, Kansas, wants an Applebee’s waiter who served him last year to know how truly thankful he is. Every day, whether by phone, text message, handwritten letter, email, carrier pigeon, or instant message, Reince tells the blessed waiter at...
Some of us left the packed theater 100% confused and gaffaw-ing over and over again. Some of us were a bit upset that the actors weren’t acting like they...
Look, we all understand. With today’s economy, it’s tough making ends meet with the income from just one job. Lots of people are...
According to the always-majestic publisher of Eugene Peterson’s website, he began to create The Message Bible version during a series of lessons on Paul’s Epistle to the Galatians. His congregation was bored...
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