September 8, 2017
Millions of eager NFL fans sign up to play fantasy football every year, yet almost nobody has a team quite as bad as Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church of Lakewood, California. Rumor is, his team is so bad, Roger Goodell is considering ending the 2017-2018 NFL season.
Yikes!
Here is his team. Try not to scream:
QB: Colin Kaepernick, FA
RB: Criggles Buttersbottom, RIP
RB: Penicillin Tony, RIP
WR: Boris Yeltsin, RIP
WR: Randy Moss, Retired
WR: Hurrican Irma, FA
DEFENSE: The Cast of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, RIP
K: That Dolphin That He Saw At Sea World, FA
What a mess!
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