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The Wednesday Wallop: it’s a tradition as old as your grandfather’s wrinkled elbow-flaps are long. Every self-respecting Pastor across America has set this day aside to verbally chastise and rebuke his congregants. You’ve been bracing yourself for it, and you’ve had it coming now since last Wednesday’s ear-splitting rebuke....
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Are you a fan of watching grown men in tights throw around a fully-inflated pig-skin of masculinity? If so, you will not miss watching this year’s Super Bowl face-off between the New England Pat-Riots and the Atalanta Foul-Kins. Before throwing another proverbial shrimp of boredom on the renowned barbie...
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If you use these sermon titles in 2017, you will probably lose everything you’ve every worked for. Now that we are sharing this advice with you, the blood is on your own hands. We are innocent in this matter. 1. “11 Steps To Biblical Trumpeting” Killer sermon idea, but people...
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We’ve seen them all. Those seemingly harmless, inspirational sayings that have seeped into our Christian verbiage like oil into carpet. They cover our refrigerators, bumpers and Facebook walls. They need to be taken out back and empoisoned. Here are eight of them: 1. “Satan gives my dad ‘Itchy Kisses.'” That’s right,...
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Berean Research, Pulpit and Pen, CARM, Berean Beacon, Pirate Christian, Berean Bacon, and many other Christian discernment blogs blessed Evangelicals bountifully in 2016 with extensive, all-caps diatribes against the heretics and charlatans. Who can forget the time Chris Rosebrough from piratechristian.com put Steven Furtick on blast for changing his monocle eight different times during his...
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Tough guy, eh? Want to prove it to everyone in the congregation? We at The Daily Cherub have uncovered five ways that can really get your point across. Use at your own risk. 1. The Slow and Steady Approach This one requires you to go up to each and...
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Good tidings! Oh, so you have your quill and ink ready, and you can’t think of how to write a hymn? We know, we can tell by that morose look on your face. Well, what fortune! We have some tips that will help you write the absolute perfect hymn!...
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Donald J. Trump achieving the gold medal in politics, by having less people furious at him than Hillary Clinton, has shocked our great nation. This Thursday you will have to sit around a table with a bunch of people that share portions of your sloppy blood in their bodies and talk about...
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The President recently signed a bill into law that requires men and women 21 years or older to start a conversation about the Grammy-nominated band Gungor with their podiatrist. Here are 8 steps to ensure that you fulfill the law: 1. Create an ambience, beginning in the waiting room. The...
The Wednesday Wallop: it’s a tradition as old as your grandfather’s wrinkled elbow-flaps are long. Every self-respecting Pastor across America has set this day aside to verbally chastise and rebuke his congregants. You’ve been bracing yourself for it, and you’ve had it coming now since last Wednesday’s ear-splitting rebuke....
Are you a fan of watching grown men in tights throw around a fully-inflated pig-skin of masculinity? If so, you will not miss watching this year’s Super Bowl face-off between the New England Pat-Riots and the Atalanta Foul-Kins. Before throwing another proverbial shrimp of boredom on the renowned barbie...
If you use these sermon titles in 2017, you will probably lose everything you’ve every worked for. Now that we are sharing this advice with you, the blood is on your own hands. We are innocent in this matter. 1. “11 Steps To Biblical Trumpeting” Killer sermon idea, but people...
We’ve seen them all. Those seemingly harmless, inspirational sayings that have seeped into our Christian verbiage like oil into carpet. They cover our refrigerators, bumpers and Facebook walls. They need to be taken out back and empoisoned. Here are eight of them: 1. “Satan gives my dad ‘Itchy Kisses.'” That’s right,...
Berean Research, Pulpit and Pen, CARM, Berean Beacon, Pirate Christian, Berean Bacon, and many other Christian discernment blogs blessed Evangelicals bountifully in 2016 with extensive, all-caps diatribes against the heretics and charlatans. Who can forget the time Chris Rosebrough from piratechristian.com put Steven Furtick on blast for changing his monocle eight different times during his...
Tough guy, eh? Want to prove it to everyone in the congregation? We at The Daily Cherub have uncovered five ways that can really get your point across. Use at your own risk. 1. The Slow and Steady Approach This one requires you to go up to each and...
Good tidings! Oh, so you have your quill and ink ready, and you can’t think of how to write a hymn? We know, we can tell by that morose look on your face. Well, what fortune! We have some tips that will help you write the absolute perfect hymn!...
Donald J. Trump achieving the gold medal in politics, by having less people furious at him than Hillary Clinton, has shocked our great nation. This Thursday you will have to sit around a table with a bunch of people that share portions of your sloppy blood in their bodies and talk about...
The President recently signed a bill into law that requires men and women 21 years or older to start a conversation about the Grammy-nominated band Gungor with their podiatrist. Here are 8 steps to ensure that you fulfill the law: 1. Create an ambience, beginning in the waiting room. The...
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Reaching out to single men in your church is critical to building their confidence, but leave these six things out of the conversation. 1. “At least you have all...
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