Look, we all understand. With today’s economy, it’s tough making ends meet with the income from just one job. Lots of people are looking for secondary sources of income, and some folks in the business call it “moonlighting,” which is “frowned upon” in...

Sydney, Australia — Hillsong’s “Naked Cowboy” garnered lots of negative attention from concerned Evangelicals last summer, yet, totally un-phased and generally thankful for the publicity, Brian Houston will introduce “Naked Santa” this Sunday during their Christmas Extravaganza service. What’s next? “We plan on just being naked 100% of the time,” asserted...

You’ve been added to your church’s leadership team after rigorous tests and feats of strength. You’ve honed your poultry-raising skills and your name is on billboards all over Branson, Missouri. You’ve been given the blessed title “Purveyor of the Youths” or, as some less-than-reverent hoodlums call you: “The Youth...

Baptism is a beautiful time for all involved. However, if you forget one of these five unwritten rules of Reverend’s Great Water-Dunk, disaster is soon to follow. 1. The Pastor Shall First Lead All in the “Meatman’s Promenade.” Holding the hands of all men between the ages of 13-68, the Pastor will...

He was dreaming of moist calzones here, shortly after midnight. This boy loves Calzones. 100% true! Bill was probably trying to text somebody, but wrote a tweet instead. Whoops! In May, he was ready to make his own Calzones at home and requested recipes from his Twitter followers. Good...

Portland, Oregon — The Nazarite Vow has taken the world by storm, and hardly nobody is not doing it! What began as a Numbers 6-vow is now being taken by many young people, a trend similar to the Ice Bucket Challenge and Dabbing. “I just want to fit in...

SPOILER ALERT: Rogue One is already considered a successful addition to the Star Wars anthology. Did you know the writers of this masterpiece are staunch, C.I. Scofield-premillennialists? Here are 4 moments from the grand picture-show to prove it and make your hands slap each other in disbelief. 1. The movie opens...

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We know you are doing it, Cynthia, and it is clearly a sin-issue. Our elders have addressed your Easy-Bake Oven hijinks for months now, yet you persist in leaving old, children’s ovens around our sanctuary, causing our last six custodians to hang up their mop buckets and return to...