How to Talk To Your Family About Donald Trump Over a Thanksgiving Meal

Donald J. Trump achieving the gold medal in politics, by having less people furious at him than Hillary Clinton, has shocked our great nation. This Thursday you will have to sit around...

Donald J. Trump achieving the gold medal in politics, by having less people furious at him than Hillary Clinton, has shocked our great nation. This Thursday you will have to sit around a table with a bunch of people that share portions of your sloppy blood in their bodies and talk about this new development while globbing bird meat in your mouth-hole. Indeed, this will be challenging and The Daily Cherub is here to help.

Inevitably, your wet mouth will be packed full of “The Gobbler’s” skin and bone. How will you share your political opinions with a face-hole so stuffed? My colleagues and I experimented with various mouth positions and noises, none of which clearly communicated our deepest held beliefs about liberty, equality, truth, and values. Then we wrote things down, but our hands got tired and 80% of my colleagues are illiterate or too rich to read. After pulling an all-nighter, we finally found a solution: Light Brites.

That’s right. Lite Brite Technology allowed us to express ourselves most clearly, with creativity,  while at the same time giving our illiterate/rich friends the ability to comprehend and participate. Here is some of our work from that day:

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This Thanksgiving, keep your mouths full and tell your Aunt Linda that she is a racist with Lite Brite Technology.

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