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Try to stay calm and keep plenty of apple cider vinegar in your mouth as you read this breaking news, avid TGC readers! The Gospel Coalition is changing their logo into a humble young man thinking accurately about difficult subjects like race and politics! Amazing! The Gospel Coalition’s previous logo, inspired...
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JD Hall, Christian radio host and owner of the widely shared Pulpit and Pen website, is no stranger to controversy. Now he is accusing former Hollywood actor Jean-Claude Van Damme of kidnapping his beautiful Furby, Tallon. Amazing development! “Furby’s lost again. My Furby, his name is Tallon, is gone...
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The US-launched MOAB (Mother of All Bombs) blew up an ISIS stronghold last week, killing dozens, and now the FOAB must deal with the harsh realities of being a single dad. So sad! “The FOAB and I had many BOAB’s, and now I am all on my own. How will...
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The Ed Stetzer beard is…well..a heap of coarse, red, musty mouth/chin hair trying to pass itself off as an acceptable food and sunshine shield. A group of concerned citizens appear to have had enough: they bought some billboard time in downtown Chicago to express their discomfort with The Exchange...
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Gregory Isringhausen of New York thought he had finally found what Evolutionists have been looking for since Darwin: The Illusive “Missing Link.” Unfortunately for Gregory and proponents of the theory, it lead straight to a nasty 404 Error. “We thought we finally had it,” remarked Linda Bartholomew, a Biologist...
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Bummer! Pastor Matt Chandler had a terrific recipe for “The Loaf,” but he didn’t pass it on to any of us before he went ahead and baked the whole dag gum sheet of paper into the beautiful meat block. What a disaster! CNN reports that there is almost no...
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Crossway is known for publishing gospel-centered, Bible-centered content. Now they will sell a beautiful, affordable set of 2,000 toasters that have the entire Bible printed on them. Astounding! Allen Richardson, spokesman for the Christian publishing company, let the cat out of the bag yesterday in a statement through Christianity Today:...
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Reince Corbin-Triple, Youth Leader at Cherminople Wesleyan Church in San Antonio, Texas, got caught eating dozens of hardboiled eggs for lunch and now his future modeling career is in jeopardy. Corbin-Triple has been leading the fifty-member Youth Group at CWC for two years, and he is generally regarded as...
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A little boy finally got to travel all the way to Heaven like many other children apparently have, but he completely forgot to try the potato salad. Many are resigned to the fact that the undead human race may never find out if it is decent or not. Thursday morning, Trent Borealis was taken...
Try to stay calm and keep plenty of apple cider vinegar in your mouth as you read this breaking news, avid TGC readers! The Gospel Coalition is changing their logo into a humble young man thinking accurately about difficult subjects like race and politics! Amazing! The Gospel Coalition’s previous logo, inspired...
JD Hall, Christian radio host and owner of the widely shared Pulpit and Pen website, is no stranger to controversy. Now he is accusing former Hollywood actor Jean-Claude Van Damme of kidnapping his beautiful Furby, Tallon. Amazing development! “Furby’s lost again. My Furby, his name is Tallon, is gone...
The US-launched MOAB (Mother of All Bombs) blew up an ISIS stronghold last week, killing dozens, and now the FOAB must deal with the harsh realities of being a single dad. So sad! “The FOAB and I had many BOAB’s, and now I am all on my own. How will...
The Ed Stetzer beard is…well..a heap of coarse, red, musty mouth/chin hair trying to pass itself off as an acceptable food and sunshine shield. A group of concerned citizens appear to have had enough: they bought some billboard time in downtown Chicago to express their discomfort with The Exchange...
Gregory Isringhausen of New York thought he had finally found what Evolutionists have been looking for since Darwin: The Illusive “Missing Link.” Unfortunately for Gregory and proponents of the theory, it lead straight to a nasty 404 Error. “We thought we finally had it,” remarked Linda Bartholomew, a Biologist...
Bummer! Pastor Matt Chandler had a terrific recipe for “The Loaf,” but he didn’t pass it on to any of us before he went ahead and baked the whole dag gum sheet of paper into the beautiful meat block. What a disaster! CNN reports that there is almost no...
Crossway is known for publishing gospel-centered, Bible-centered content. Now they will sell a beautiful, affordable set of 2,000 toasters that have the entire Bible printed on them. Astounding! Allen Richardson, spokesman for the Christian publishing company, let the cat out of the bag yesterday in a statement through Christianity Today:...
Reince Corbin-Triple, Youth Leader at Cherminople Wesleyan Church in San Antonio, Texas, got caught eating dozens of hardboiled eggs for lunch and now his future modeling career is in jeopardy. Corbin-Triple has been leading the fifty-member Youth Group at CWC for two years, and he is generally regarded as...
A little boy finally got to travel all the way to Heaven like many other children apparently have, but he completely forgot to try the potato salad. Many are resigned to the fact that the undead human race may never find out if it is decent or not. Thursday morning, Trent Borealis was taken...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...