-
Thesepeoplewillprobablytakethemark.com launched in March, and it will display the most likely candidates at your church to take the numbers “666” during the horrific Tribulation to come. Incredible! Will Renfrose of Los Angeles, California created the brilliant, somewhat offensive database after watching several Left Behind movies and glancing at a few...
-
Fresh off of a controversial NCAA Basketball National Championship game between the Gonzaga Bulldogs and the North Carolina Tar Heels, the whistle-happy referees quickly made their way to The Gospel Coalition National Conference in Indianapolis in hopes of ruining Kevin DeYoung’s workshop as well. STRINGS ATTACHED: Logos 8 Will...
-
Rick Jimhammer has been hosting “The Folding Chair” podcast for two years, a show dedicated to the life and work of Steven Curtis Chapman. According to the faithful host, he typically enjoys an audience of three or four listeners per episode. Wow! Rick breaches subjects such as S.C. Chapman’s...
-
Heart-warming! Tim Tebow, former NFL player currently promoting his new book Shaken, is giving his fans the privilege of watching on Facebook Live as he attempts to catch a remarkably agile chicken. Tim Tebow is a popular Christian athlete and public figure known for philanthropy and his most recent attempt to ascend to...
-
Whoops! A discernment blogger who was put in charge of looking after The Lamb’s Book of Life has misplaced the microscopic booklet at a local Cheesecake Factory. James Trentlemon, popular discernment blogger and gatekeeper of acceptable preferences and acceptable associations, visited the Cheesecake Factory Saturday afternoon for an enjoyable lunch. Witnesses say that after...
-
Joel Osteen’s special bidet has been named and claimed at least fifty-six times since he purchased it in October of 2016. Now, with the help of a task-force, he hopes to finally get to the bottom of it. “These guys can’t use firearms,” said a dejected Osteen. “They can’t...
-
Every single lasagna Tim Challies places into his gullet will be accounted for through his new iPhone app, which came out on Thursday. Good, bad, hot, or cold: you’ll never be left to wonder about Challies’ lasagnas again. “The Prince of Blogging loves lasagna, and we can’t wait to keep...
-
Elizabeth II is the Queen of England. Or at least that is what she’d like you to believe. The year was 1952 when Elizabeth II (pronounced “Elizabeth Two”) put on a large, feathery hat and claimed she was the rightful Queen of England. Surprisingly, the English peoples welcomed her...
-
Wow! The producers of Life of Pi and The Shack have given their wooden shack a handsome makeover in the name of several stacked envelopes. These lucky envelopes will play the part of The Triune God in their next film, The Mailroom. The Mailroom will come to a screen near you next...
Thesepeoplewillprobablytakethemark.com launched in March, and it will display the most likely candidates at your church to take the numbers “666” during the horrific Tribulation to come. Incredible! Will Renfrose of Los Angeles, California created the brilliant, somewhat offensive database after watching several Left Behind movies and glancing at a few...
Fresh off of a controversial NCAA Basketball National Championship game between the Gonzaga Bulldogs and the North Carolina Tar Heels, the whistle-happy referees quickly made their way to The Gospel Coalition National Conference in Indianapolis in hopes of ruining Kevin DeYoung’s workshop as well. STRINGS ATTACHED: Logos 8 Will...
Rick Jimhammer has been hosting “The Folding Chair” podcast for two years, a show dedicated to the life and work of Steven Curtis Chapman. According to the faithful host, he typically enjoys an audience of three or four listeners per episode. Wow! Rick breaches subjects such as S.C. Chapman’s...
Heart-warming! Tim Tebow, former NFL player currently promoting his new book Shaken, is giving his fans the privilege of watching on Facebook Live as he attempts to catch a remarkably agile chicken. Tim Tebow is a popular Christian athlete and public figure known for philanthropy and his most recent attempt to ascend to...
Whoops! A discernment blogger who was put in charge of looking after The Lamb’s Book of Life has misplaced the microscopic booklet at a local Cheesecake Factory. James Trentlemon, popular discernment blogger and gatekeeper of acceptable preferences and acceptable associations, visited the Cheesecake Factory Saturday afternoon for an enjoyable lunch. Witnesses say that after...
Joel Osteen’s special bidet has been named and claimed at least fifty-six times since he purchased it in October of 2016. Now, with the help of a task-force, he hopes to finally get to the bottom of it. “These guys can’t use firearms,” said a dejected Osteen. “They can’t...
Every single lasagna Tim Challies places into his gullet will be accounted for through his new iPhone app, which came out on Thursday. Good, bad, hot, or cold: you’ll never be left to wonder about Challies’ lasagnas again. “The Prince of Blogging loves lasagna, and we can’t wait to keep...
Elizabeth II is the Queen of England. Or at least that is what she’d like you to believe. The year was 1952 when Elizabeth II (pronounced “Elizabeth Two”) put on a large, feathery hat and claimed she was the rightful Queen of England. Surprisingly, the English peoples welcomed her...
Wow! The producers of Life of Pi and The Shack have given their wooden shack a handsome makeover in the name of several stacked envelopes. These lucky envelopes will play the part of The Triune God in their next film, The Mailroom. The Mailroom will come to a screen near you next...
Eye Roll...
Wow...
John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...