Sad Trumpets: An Evolutionist Found The “Missing Link” But It Lead Straight To A 404 Error

Gregory Isringhausen of New York thought he had finally found what Evolutionists have been looking for since Darwin: The Illusive “Missing Link.” Unfortunately for Gregory and proponents of the...

Gregory Isringhausen of New York thought he had finally found what Evolutionists have been looking for since Darwin: The Illusive “Missing Link.” Unfortunately for Gregory and proponents of the theory, it lead straight to a nasty 404 Error.

“We thought we finally had it,” remarked Linda Bartholomew, a Biologist who has been looking for the “Missing Link” for decades. She wants to prove the Evolutionary Theory as fact, once and for all. “‘We clicked on it, and as it began loading, butterflies in our stomachs turned into bats, which turned into frogs, which then turned into fully-formed adult humans in each of our stomachs. We can’t give observable proof that that’s what truly happened inside of all of our stomachs, but that’s just how it felt to us.”

“Then,” Linda continued, “an error messaged popped up on the screen and we all let out a collective groan. That groan was probably made even louder by the adult-sized humans in each of our stomachs that none of us can prove are there but you have to take our word for it because we are perfectly objective scientists.”

“When that error message popped up after we clicked on ‘The Missing Link,’ I thought I was going to cry,” lamented William F.F.F. Richardson. “Then that adult-sized human in my stomach, which evolved from butterflies, stuck his arm up my neck and through my mouth so he could pat me on the top of my head. He told me everything was going to be alright in a very muffled manner, since he is deep inside my gut.”

“He reassured me that we would one day find a ‘Missing Link’ without a 404 Error message.”

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