Pastor Matt Chandler had a terrific recipe for “The Loaf,” but he didn’t pass it on to any of us before he went ahead and baked the whole dag gum sheet of paper into the beautiful meat block.
What a disaster!
CNN reports that there is almost no way that any of us are going to get our grimy hands on that marvelous sheet of paper with Chandler’s raucous scribbles and notes describing the perfect loaf of succulent meat. What a huge turn of events.
“I believe it was an accident,” Bonny Breedscrow of Houston, Texas said as she wept. “Pastor Matt would never purposefully bake an incredible meatloaf recipe into an actual loaf. That just seems so cruel.”
“If I had to guess,” purported Steve Carrol of Indianapolis, “I would guess that it had some chopped onions in there, some ketchup, and some hot meat. Whatever else he added to kick this loaf up a notch is anyone’s guess. Now we will all have to make normal loaves of meat for or families instead of Chandler’s special meatloaf.”