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In an effort to reach out to a largely overlooked, irrelevant, and obsolete demographic in his church, Pastor Steven Furtick will graciously allow two exceedingly-elderly gentlemen to squeeze into his Hall-of-Fame-worthy preaching jeans for an entire day. Humbling, indeed. Furtick, Pastor of Elevation Church, realized he had kind of...
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One thing is for certain: Christians love to buy books, especially books written by God Himself! LifeWay finds itself in a really awkward and tumultuous position as it decides whether or not to publish an extremely unique and potentially transcendent manuscript that the author claims was received directly from...
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Virginia Piddleton of Durham, North Carolina found herself in quite the connundrum after she was pulled over for texting and driving. So. Not. Cool. Piddleton saw the red and blue lights Memorial Day afternoon and drove to the shoulder as quickly and calmly as she could. What happened next...
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Forget everything you knew about Christian music, because WOW HITS 2018 will include long, guttural, audible groans from some of your favorite artists, including Chris Tomlin, Hillsong, Carman, and Newsboys! Sensational! “Nothing is the same anymore,” Matthew West told The Daily Cherub on Friday. “The industry is watered down...
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We have a real crisis on our hands: Mark Driscoll is finally starting to mutate, and we couldn’t be any more afraid right now. The former Pastor of Mars Hill Church in Seattle, Washington is experiencing permanent nucleotide sequence alterations of his sturdy genomes, and this spells disaster for anyone who upsets the...
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If you need a pick-me-up this morning, here’s a story that will get your day started off right! Caring for others sure isn’t popular these days, but a generous church member allowing a boy to embalm his dead uncle is exactly what the Body of Christ is all about. Clive L....
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Great Googly Moogly! Early Thursday morning some nasty hackers shared Phil Wickham’s most treasured photos, and now we’re dying! Get a load of these pictures from the Prince of Protestant Pop. 1. “The Crucichip” 2. “Everything’s Chipper In Texas” 3. The “Dirty Hippie” ...
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Pastor Jeremy Highland of Toledo Baptist Church entered the pulpit last Sunday beaming with confidence and a new sense of purpose. The reason for his new-found pizzaz-levels? Was it a new haircut? Was it a new set of commentaries? No: it was his tastefully subtle cumberbun. The Cumberbunned Pastor’s...
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A precious but completely naive little boy told evangelist and Christian film director Ray Comfort some urgent news Monday afternoon, and he totally got some knowledge dropped right on top of his small, under-developed skull. What a story! Gary Pranceman of Huntington Beach, California approached one of the world’s foremost street preachers around...
In an effort to reach out to a largely overlooked, irrelevant, and obsolete demographic in his church, Pastor Steven Furtick will graciously allow two exceedingly-elderly gentlemen to squeeze into his Hall-of-Fame-worthy preaching jeans for an entire day. Humbling, indeed. Furtick, Pastor of Elevation Church, realized he had kind of...
One thing is for certain: Christians love to buy books, especially books written by God Himself! LifeWay finds itself in a really awkward and tumultuous position as it decides whether or not to publish an extremely unique and potentially transcendent manuscript that the author claims was received directly from...
Virginia Piddleton of Durham, North Carolina found herself in quite the connundrum after she was pulled over for texting and driving. So. Not. Cool. Piddleton saw the red and blue lights Memorial Day afternoon and drove to the shoulder as quickly and calmly as she could. What happened next...
Forget everything you knew about Christian music, because WOW HITS 2018 will include long, guttural, audible groans from some of your favorite artists, including Chris Tomlin, Hillsong, Carman, and Newsboys! Sensational! “Nothing is the same anymore,” Matthew West told The Daily Cherub on Friday. “The industry is watered down...
We have a real crisis on our hands: Mark Driscoll is finally starting to mutate, and we couldn’t be any more afraid right now. The former Pastor of Mars Hill Church in Seattle, Washington is experiencing permanent nucleotide sequence alterations of his sturdy genomes, and this spells disaster for anyone who upsets the...
If you need a pick-me-up this morning, here’s a story that will get your day started off right! Caring for others sure isn’t popular these days, but a generous church member allowing a boy to embalm his dead uncle is exactly what the Body of Christ is all about. Clive L....
Great Googly Moogly! Early Thursday morning some nasty hackers shared Phil Wickham’s most treasured photos, and now we’re dying! Get a load of these pictures from the Prince of Protestant Pop. 1. “The Crucichip” 2. “Everything’s Chipper In Texas” 3. The “Dirty Hippie” ...
Pastor Jeremy Highland of Toledo Baptist Church entered the pulpit last Sunday beaming with confidence and a new sense of purpose. The reason for his new-found pizzaz-levels? Was it a new haircut? Was it a new set of commentaries? No: it was his tastefully subtle cumberbun. The Cumberbunned Pastor’s...
A precious but completely naive little boy told evangelist and Christian film director Ray Comfort some urgent news Monday afternoon, and he totally got some knowledge dropped right on top of his small, under-developed skull. What a story! Gary Pranceman of Huntington Beach, California approached one of the world’s foremost street preachers around...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...