One thing is for certain: Christians love to buy books, especially books written by God Himself!
LifeWay finds itself in a really awkward and tumultuous position as it decides whether or not to publish an extremely unique and potentially transcendent manuscript that the author claims was received directly from God.
“The author was moved by the Spirit, probably,” Travis Beeder, a LifeWay representative told The Daily Cherub. “She has what seems like a psychic ability that allows her to produce written words without consciously writing. The words are claimed to arise from a Supernatural Source.”
The next step for LifeWay was to determine whether or not it was actually God’s handiwork.
“We based our decision to publish this book completely on our own personal feelings, emotions, and general disposition at that exact moment of truth. All of us, in perfect unison, felt a hot burn on our right clavicle and had mundane conversations with dead Presidents about Downton Abbey season two. One low-level employee took a nap and dreamed about books and stuff, which confirmed our inclinations,” janitor Francis Beacon noted.
We sincerely look forward to this grammatically-impaired train wreck probably written by God!