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Twenty-five-year- old Barbara Nottingham of North Oak, Alabama received a long, long list of people who have sneezed into their hymnals on Wednesday morning, and she audaciously leaked it on Facebook for everyone to see. Disgusting. Nottingham began writing disparaging posts on Facebook regarding those who sneeze directly into their hymnals...
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T.D. Jakes is certainly known as a generous, merciful man and has donated thousands of dollars to his own ministry, but this takes the cake! Pastor Jakes is officially offering more modes for God to change into, and we simply cannot believe what we’re seeing. Sensational. These modes, he told his...
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A church in Daytona Beach, Florida converted a musty old closet into a pleasant, sobering space for those in their church who mispronounce the name of minor prophet Habakkuk. Incredible. Experiencing an uptick in bad pronunciations of the prophet’s name, First Church of Daytona Beach struggled to come up...
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The Briefing podcast is a must-listen for thousands of eager and diligent Evangelicals while they eat their finest pastas and stir concrete mix outside in the heat. Mohler’s unprecedented ability to cut through the noise and “tell it like it is” is both refreshing and beautiful. Christians are filled with stupefaction as they...
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A smarty-pants seven year-old in Denver, Colorado is primed and ready to make a killer craft and answer as many Bible questions as she possibly can at the expense of the rest of her Sunday School classmates tomorrow morning, and we. have. goosebumps. Dorothy Emerson can’t wait to be...
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President Donald Trump announced yesterday that he is withdrawing the US from the Paris climate accord, and Saddleback Church’s baptizing robot, Horatio, couldn’t be happier. What a blessing. Horatio, a BIGSPLASHROBO 6000, was visibly overjoyed when he heard Trump’s speech at the Rose Garden. “We want fair treatment,” Trump said. “We...
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Years and years have passed since they were given the heavy responsibility to minister in their small, local congregations, and these six, completely obscure and overworked Christians are still faithfully chugging along. Early mornings with the Lord and late nights with crying babies; fighting off wolves who seek to...
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Whoa. San Jose Church of God in San Jose, California did the unthinkable this morning and changed its official stance on covefe. Covefe had gone largely ignored for decades at SJCG, but, since it has become such a hot button issue in the last few days, it was forced...
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Harold Eisenhower of Richards, Nebraska inspired his entire neighborhood by standing right in the middle of a cul-de-sac and bellowing every dang bug that came to mind. Harold, known for his strict adherence to the King James Bible, had been preparing for this incredible, mind-bloggling moment for several weeks...