Awesome: T.D. Jakes Announced Some Sick-As-Nails New Modes For God To Morph Into


T.D. Jakes is certainly known as a generous, merciful man and has donated thousands of dollars to his own ministry, but this takes the cake! Pastor Jakes is officially offering more modes for God to change into, and we simply cannot believe what we’re seeing.


These modes, he told his church on Sunday, are some of the coolest modes he could come up with, and we couldn’t agree more. After discussing this topic with his guests for several weeks straight on the T.D. Jakes Show and publishing two books, such as Modes: Which Ones? and Would Jackie Chan Make A Good Mode For God To Change Into? Jakes made it official: God can now morph into a large garbage truck, Jackie Chan, a weeping willow tree, and a mongoose.

This, of course, is on top of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit.

“I’m excited to offer four new modes for God to change into for the rest of time,” Jakes told his congregation at The Potter’s House. “These four incredible modes excite me and my guests on the T.D. Jakes Show, and I hope they excite you as well.”


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