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After twenty-seven years at Redeemer Presbyterian Church in Manhattan and many popular books authored by the pastor of 5,000, Chip Keller (formerly Timothy) revealed Thursday that a clerical error early in his career changed the trajectory of his entire life and ministry. “The publisher of my first book, ‘Ministries of...
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Some Evangelicals are excited about the new features found in Logos 8, which will implement 3D technology and the ability to use voice command on mobile devices. It isn’t the retail price or features, however, that is causing many to pump the breaks on pre-ordering the product this time around — it’s...
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A former celebrity pastor mired in scandal and recently caught in a web of lies suddenly demands privacy, surprising thousands of his social media followers and book-buyers. “He would tweet selfies and really deep, resonating quips twenty-five times a day, receiving thousands of retweets and favorites. He would name-drop famous people and...
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Todd “Bam-Bam” Bentley, Michael “The Doctor” Brown, Creflo “The Grifter” Dollar, and “Two-Face” Joyce Meyer headline Charismania 2017 in Houston, Texas. What began as a normal, everyday miracle-off deep inside Benny Hinn’s underground bunker made out of skulls and tar, is blossoming into a free-for-all that will be broadcast all over the...
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Jim Bakker and Bible Tom were right, and it is not too late to begin prepping. Buy uncured meats and folding chairs made out of beaver tails and yarn because things are about to get moldy and moist. If you have a house, replace it with a canoe with...
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Cincinnati, Ohio — As promised during a campaign speech in Virginia, Donald Trump sprouted a set of fully-feathered wings and made an attempt to fly around the U.S. Bank Arena to prove he is an angel or a Christian or something. It is rumored Liberty University President Jerry Falwell Jr. gave...
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New York, New York — Kate Arthur, writer at highly-esteemed online publication Buzzfeed, wrote an article this week on Chip and Joanna Gaines, hosts of HGTV’s “Fixer Upper.” Investigating their attendance of a church that actually takes words and phrases put in the Bible by God seriously, she writes, So are the Gaineses against...
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Port Orange, Florida — Grant Greemeth, a small-business owner and recent Florida University graduate, reportedly used his bare hands to forcefully remove portions of the Bible he isn’t willing or able to understand. According to the police report, Greemeth had come home from Recycled Human Remains Inc. (RHR) after a...
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Vatican, Rome — Pope Francis offered his prayers and best wishes to the family of the former Communist leader Fidel Castro today, surprising many Cuban immigrants and those with a High School education. Though it is very likely that Castro was responsible for the deaths of 100’s of thousands of Cubans,...
After twenty-seven years at Redeemer Presbyterian Church in Manhattan and many popular books authored by the pastor of 5,000, Chip Keller (formerly Timothy) revealed Thursday that a clerical error early in his career changed the trajectory of his entire life and ministry. “The publisher of my first book, ‘Ministries of...
Some Evangelicals are excited about the new features found in Logos 8, which will implement 3D technology and the ability to use voice command on mobile devices. It isn’t the retail price or features, however, that is causing many to pump the breaks on pre-ordering the product this time around — it’s...
A former celebrity pastor mired in scandal and recently caught in a web of lies suddenly demands privacy, surprising thousands of his social media followers and book-buyers. “He would tweet selfies and really deep, resonating quips twenty-five times a day, receiving thousands of retweets and favorites. He would name-drop famous people and...
Todd “Bam-Bam” Bentley, Michael “The Doctor” Brown, Creflo “The Grifter” Dollar, and “Two-Face” Joyce Meyer headline Charismania 2017 in Houston, Texas. What began as a normal, everyday miracle-off deep inside Benny Hinn’s underground bunker made out of skulls and tar, is blossoming into a free-for-all that will be broadcast all over the...
Jim Bakker and Bible Tom were right, and it is not too late to begin prepping. Buy uncured meats and folding chairs made out of beaver tails and yarn because things are about to get moldy and moist. If you have a house, replace it with a canoe with...
Cincinnati, Ohio — As promised during a campaign speech in Virginia, Donald Trump sprouted a set of fully-feathered wings and made an attempt to fly around the U.S. Bank Arena to prove he is an angel or a Christian or something. It is rumored Liberty University President Jerry Falwell Jr. gave...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...