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Los Angeles, California– From 2000-2004, Slime Time Live was well-known for sliming their lame audience by picking some poor idiot, sitting them in a wooden chair, and asking them, or someone at home, an obscure question about their network’s TV shows. If answered correctly, a warm bucket of slime was promptly...
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We’ve been following this situation for three years now, and, to the best of our knowledge, Arby’s hasn’t responded to Lecrae, Grammy-winning hip-hop artist. Let’s hope for the best. We’ll keep you informed....
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Houston, Texas– This morning at Lakewood Church, attendants noticed something different about Pastor Joel Osteen’s speech and smile. The usually articulate Osteen had difficulty using his typical vocabulary during a 20-minute motivation speech, unable to clearly say words such as “Dolla’ Billz,””Rolls Royce,” and “Moist Cupcakes.” “As I glanced up from my...
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Farmington, New Mexico– Jim Troutman of Farmington Family Church noticed a napkin with intricate drawings on it. Hidden underneath a pile of paper plates as he lifted the heavy trash-can to dump it out into the large bin outside, Jim stooped down, grabbed the napkin, and began trying to decipher what...
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Memphis, Tennessee — The popular 90’s Christian rock band comprised of Toby Mac, Michael Tait, and Kevin Max is finally releasing a new album after a decade of leaving their rabid fans waiting in suspense. After coming back together for their wildly successful “DC Talk Cruise,” the group released...
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MINNESOTA–Despite running a rather fruitful ministry and drawing 1,000’s to his annual Passion Conference centered around young people, Pastor John Piper seems to have found another passion. He just can’t stop talking about sea turtles in his sermons. “I think it all started when he visited the Noboki Zoo a...
Los Angeles, California– From 2000-2004, Slime Time Live was well-known for sliming their lame audience by picking some poor idiot, sitting them in a wooden chair, and asking them, or someone at home, an obscure question about their network’s TV shows. If answered correctly, a warm bucket of slime was promptly...
Houston, Texas– This morning at Lakewood Church, attendants noticed something different about Pastor Joel Osteen’s speech and smile. The usually articulate Osteen had difficulty using his typical vocabulary during a 20-minute motivation speech, unable to clearly say words such as “Dolla’ Billz,””Rolls Royce,” and “Moist Cupcakes.” “As I glanced up from my...
Farmington, New Mexico– Jim Troutman of Farmington Family Church noticed a napkin with intricate drawings on it. Hidden underneath a pile of paper plates as he lifted the heavy trash-can to dump it out into the large bin outside, Jim stooped down, grabbed the napkin, and began trying to decipher what...
Memphis, Tennessee — The popular 90’s Christian rock band comprised of Toby Mac, Michael Tait, and Kevin Max is finally releasing a new album after a decade of leaving their rabid fans waiting in suspense. After coming back together for their wildly successful “DC Talk Cruise,” the group released...
MINNESOTA–Despite running a rather fruitful ministry and drawing 1,000’s to his annual Passion Conference centered around young people, Pastor John Piper seems to have found another passion. He just can’t stop talking about sea turtles in his sermons. “I think it all started when he visited the Noboki Zoo a...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...