Prediction: CHARISMANIA 2017 To Be The Craziest Battle Royale in History

Todd “Bam-Bam” Bentley,  Michael “The Doctor” Brown, Creflo “The Grifter”  Dollar, and “Two-Face” Joyce Meyer headline Charismania 2017 in Houston, Texas. What began as a normal, everyday miracle-off deep...

Todd “Bam-Bam” Bentley,  Michael “The Doctor” Brown, Creflo “The Grifter”  Dollar, and “Two-Face” Joyce Meyer headline Charismania 2017 in Houston, Texas. What began as a normal, everyday miracle-off deep inside Benny Hinn’s underground bunker made out of skulls and tar, is blossoming into a free-for-all that will be broadcast all over the world. Now that Gloria Copeland, who is able to control the weather, has signed on to participate in the brawl, Charisma Magazine has called this the most significant clash of Charismaniacs ever.

“Since the 1950’s, when the great Pentecostal power-surge began and ordinary men and women began receiving the ability to raise dead people, bind the strongest created-being in the universe (Satan), get sentenced to prison and return to the ministry with ease, and release glory clouds made of glitter, Charismatics have wondered, ‘Who is the most powerful Charismatic of our generation?'” writes Kyle Winkler of Charisma Magazine. “CHARISMANIA 2017 will decide who we give all of our seed money to.”

“I can’t wait to see their special, charismatic powers put to the test. Benny Hinn is, of course, known for hitting people with his coat and knocking them to the floor — I’d like to see him face off with Beth Moore and her ability to call down judgment through special prophecies she makes up on the fly,” aggressively asserts Linda Gorgwith of Wichita.

Many within Reformed circles are curious to see how Dr. Michael Brown handles himself within the ring. “He’s sort of like the commissioner of CHARISMANIA, a Vince McMahon-type, if you watch WWE. He enabled all of these people, and now he has to compete against the spirit-driven punches and kicks of Todd Bentley,” said Jim-Jim Jennings of Washington.

Here are Vegas’ odds to win CHARISMANIA 2017:

Gloria Copeland 5/7
Benny Hinn 3/1
Joyce Meyer 10/1
Todd Bentley 12/1
Dr. Michael Brown 40/1
Creflo Dollar 50/1
Joel Osteen 50/1
Beth Moore 50/1
Jim Bakker 50/1
Joseph Prince 50/1
TD Jakes 65/1
Rodney Howard Brown 80/1
Todd White 80/1
Paula White 100/1
Kenneth Hagin 100/1
Bill Johnson 125/1

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