Thom Rainer Hand-Forged This Mouse For Anyone Who Can’t Afford His Mentoring Program

"A mouse, hand-forged by the man himself, appears to be a nice consolation prize."

For $249.97 a month, you can receive the “Platinum Mentoring Package” from handsome Thom Rainer. However, for those of us who cannot afford any of his inestimably-wonderful professional services, Thom will sit down, drink a hot cup of chocolate, and forge a unique, one-of-a-kind mouse and send it our way.

It is unclear whether or not the forging of an iron mouse for the financially-challenged is in response to recent tweets by many needy, un-Elite pastors decrying the steep price for Rainer’s mentorship.

According to his incredible website, “Thom S. Rainer is the president and CEO of LifeWay Christian Resources. Prior to LifeWay, he served at The Southern Baptist Theological Seminary for twelve years where he was the founding dean of the Billy Graham School of Missions and Evangelism.”

You can receive some of Rainer’s wisdom beginning at $49.97 a month, according to LifeWay. However, for those who cannot afford this, a mouse, hand-forged by the beautiful man himself, appears to be a nice consolation prize.

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