Creflo Dollar Just Bought Six Planets With His Hard-Earned Cash But Fair Is Fair

Creflo Dollar is known for his extravagant life and purchases. Recenly buying a plane for his own personal use and turning his office into an always-running Cirque Du Soleil...

Creflo Dollar is known for his extravagant life and purchases. Recenly buying a plane for his own personal use and turning his office into an always-running Cirque Du Soleil likely put a small dent in his bank account, but not enough to stop him from buying a few planets.

After consulting with the corpse of Ronald Reagan and NASA, Dollar bought Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Mercury, Venus, and Neptune Wednesday morning. We can only speculate what his intentions might be going forward. “I think he is going to try to turn them into inter-galactic bumper cars and challenge his friends to a space duel,” Brandy Teermucket of World Changers Church surmised.

What a beautiful surprise. Be safe Creflo!

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