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Certainly, this is true love. Wyatt Foldskin sensed discomfort in his wife as Pastor Jacob took the stage to deliver his sermon. After several cups of coffee and some Gogurt, it was clear, based on her weight-shifting and the corncob pipe she lit, that Irene needed to leave the...
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Rita Simplebottom, a resident of Miami and attendent of Miami Church of Christ, joyfully carried a fishtank down the stairs from the “Youth Room,” only to drop the soggy, glass fish-domicile on her disgusting foot. Surrounded by ten’s of people and mostly just mad that this fishtank had the...
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Sources in Hollywood inform us that the hugely popular Christian actor, Kirk Cameron, is taking on a silver-screen comedy classic: Anchorman. “I’ve never actually seen the original,” Cameron is reported to have confessed, “I would never stoop to that level of comedy. I do understand that it’s quite humorous, however....
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We don’t know what to do with this information — perhaps we should simply keep this to ourselves — but it seems like Evangelical Pope Russell Moore isn’t really sure what people mean when they say “milque-toast.” Again, we feel that it is prudent to raise awareness here. Russell...
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“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly fro. It was quite frightening.” Margie is an 80-year old devotee of both Bell and Oprah, but nothing could have...
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After years of consistently putting their noses to the grindstone, churning out sermon after sermon, cooking church meals, visiting the sick, and performing funerals and weddings, this group of unknown pastors and lay-people finally got a chance to slow things down and hit up a local Chuck E. Cheese’s. “It...
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After years of borderline torture and dismemberment of violators of Elevation Church’s “Rule Numero Uno,” church leaders, along with vision-caster Steven Furtick, have finally decided to tone it down a bit: they will only lightly electrocute those who dare to touch Furtick’s “Girthy Microphone of Sweet Vision.” “It’s been...
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The mood was grave, the tension was palpable. Low murmurs and the scrunching sound of paper being folded in an irritating fashion could be heard throughout the auditorium of Grace and Fellowship Lutheran Church in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Marvin Liptrip, a five foot one inch tall church member, had just...
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The fish symbol has long been used to identify Christians and bumpers of poorly driven vehicles world wide. Occasionally it is also used to identify stores or restaurants that sever fish. Once, it was used to identify a small, tent-like structure in the Arizona desert in which a certain...
Certainly, this is true love. Wyatt Foldskin sensed discomfort in his wife as Pastor Jacob took the stage to deliver his sermon. After several cups of coffee and some Gogurt, it was clear, based on her weight-shifting and the corncob pipe she lit, that Irene needed to leave the...
Rita Simplebottom, a resident of Miami and attendent of Miami Church of Christ, joyfully carried a fishtank down the stairs from the “Youth Room,” only to drop the soggy, glass fish-domicile on her disgusting foot. Surrounded by ten’s of people and mostly just mad that this fishtank had the...
Sources in Hollywood inform us that the hugely popular Christian actor, Kirk Cameron, is taking on a silver-screen comedy classic: Anchorman. “I’ve never actually seen the original,” Cameron is reported to have confessed, “I would never stoop to that level of comedy. I do understand that it’s quite humorous, however....
We don’t know what to do with this information — perhaps we should simply keep this to ourselves — but it seems like Evangelical Pope Russell Moore isn’t really sure what people mean when they say “milque-toast.” Again, we feel that it is prudent to raise awareness here. Russell...
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly fro. It was quite frightening.” Margie is an 80-year old devotee of both Bell and Oprah, but nothing could have...
After years of consistently putting their noses to the grindstone, churning out sermon after sermon, cooking church meals, visiting the sick, and performing funerals and weddings, this group of unknown pastors and lay-people finally got a chance to slow things down and hit up a local Chuck E. Cheese’s. “It...
After years of borderline torture and dismemberment of violators of Elevation Church’s “Rule Numero Uno,” church leaders, along with vision-caster Steven Furtick, have finally decided to tone it down a bit: they will only lightly electrocute those who dare to touch Furtick’s “Girthy Microphone of Sweet Vision.” “It’s been...
The mood was grave, the tension was palpable. Low murmurs and the scrunching sound of paper being folded in an irritating fashion could be heard throughout the auditorium of Grace and Fellowship Lutheran Church in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Marvin Liptrip, a five foot one inch tall church member, had just...
The fish symbol has long been used to identify Christians and bumpers of poorly driven vehicles world wide. Occasionally it is also used to identify stores or restaurants that sever fish. Once, it was used to identify a small, tent-like structure in the Arizona desert in which a certain...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....