Benny Hinn Can Heal A Bunch Of People, But He Just Can’t Shake These Leeches

Benny Hinn’s trek through Africa has been wildly successful in terms of sheer numbers and the green paper. Newspapers all over the big hot continent claim incredible “revivals” follow...

Benny Hinn’s trek through Africa has been wildly successful in terms of sheer numbers and the green paper. Newspapers all over the big hot continent claim incredible “revivals” follow Hinn wherever he goes — along with healings and a small pack of vagrants hoping for a fine meal.

Though Hinn has much to write home about, he can’t shake the leeches that cover his body. “It’s no secret: Benny keeps finding leaches on his beautiful, supernaturally healthy skin,” a representative told The Daily Cherub. “He’s tried changing his diet, he’s gone to a couple shamans, and he’s hit himself with coats, like he does with all the ‘normals.’ He can’t get those black suckers off.”

Hinn clearly does his best to smile through the pain, even ignoring the gross creatures as they make their way up to his forehead. At times, Hinn will try to pass them off as a special “annointing” from God. None of us are fooled, however: Benny Hinn has a leech problem.

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