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You’ve been added to your church’s leadership team after rigorous tests and feats of strength. You’ve honed your poultry-raising skills and your name is on billboards all over Branson, Missouri. You’ve been given the blessed title “Purveyor of the Youths” or, as some less-than-reverent hoodlums call you: “The Youth...
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Baptism is a beautiful time for all involved. However, if you forget one of these five unwritten rules of Reverend’s Great Water-Dunk, disaster is soon to follow. 1. The Pastor Shall First Lead All in the “Meatman’s Promenade.” Holding the hands of all men between the ages of 13-68, the Pastor will...
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He was dreaming of moist calzones here, shortly after midnight. This boy loves Calzones. 100% true! Bill was probably trying to text somebody, but wrote a tweet instead. Whoops! In May, he was ready to make his own Calzones at home and requested recipes from his Twitter followers. Good...
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SPOILER ALERT: Rogue One is already considered a successful addition to the Star Wars anthology. Did you know the writers of this masterpiece are staunch, C.I. Scofield-premillennialists? Here are 4 moments from the grand picture-show to prove it and make your hands slap each other in disbelief. 1. The movie opens...
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Someone once said “Ministry is a marathon, not a sprint,” and these five pastors are running the marathon with gusto. Here are 5 prominent pastors’ favorite moments in ministry. “I pulled up to the church in my Dodge Neon and there was a boy serving waffles outside on our property. He...
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The truth hurts: your potlucks are so boring. People leave them with full food-bags but are silently angry at your lack of preparation and innovation. Old Lady Beatrice keeps filling up her plate and throwing it right in the trash to protest this mess of a gathering! It’s time...
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Randy and Gwenneth have faithfully attended Spokane Family Church for twelve years, but rarely has Randy made it through an entire service without catching a few Z’s. “It’s sort of embarrassing,” asserted Gwenneth as she arbitrarily held her peanut butter sandwich above her head, “Randy will get through the first forty-five...
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1. He played professional sports until age 92, the end of his sports career coinciding with the Reagan Presidency. 2. Thorpe signed with the New York baseball club in 1913 as an outfielder for three seasons. 3. In the 1930s, Thorpe appeared in several short films. Usually, his roles were cameo appearances...
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1. Adrammelech (a-dram’-mel-ek) We like this one, and Kevin will like it too if he knows what’s good for him. Sharp and guttural, “Adrammelech” would look terrific on your strong son’s desk or prison cell. Means: Magnificence of the king; king of fire; the adorned king; honor of the king; Adar...
You’ve been added to your church’s leadership team after rigorous tests and feats of strength. You’ve honed your poultry-raising skills and your name is on billboards all over Branson, Missouri. You’ve been given the blessed title “Purveyor of the Youths” or, as some less-than-reverent hoodlums call you: “The Youth...
Baptism is a beautiful time for all involved. However, if you forget one of these five unwritten rules of Reverend’s Great Water-Dunk, disaster is soon to follow. 1. The Pastor Shall First Lead All in the “Meatman’s Promenade.” Holding the hands of all men between the ages of 13-68, the Pastor will...
He was dreaming of moist calzones here, shortly after midnight. This boy loves Calzones. 100% true! Bill was probably trying to text somebody, but wrote a tweet instead. Whoops! In May, he was ready to make his own Calzones at home and requested recipes from his Twitter followers. Good...
SPOILER ALERT: Rogue One is already considered a successful addition to the Star Wars anthology. Did you know the writers of this masterpiece are staunch, C.I. Scofield-premillennialists? Here are 4 moments from the grand picture-show to prove it and make your hands slap each other in disbelief. 1. The movie opens...
Someone once said “Ministry is a marathon, not a sprint,” and these five pastors are running the marathon with gusto. Here are 5 prominent pastors’ favorite moments in ministry. “I pulled up to the church in my Dodge Neon and there was a boy serving waffles outside on our property. He...
The truth hurts: your potlucks are so boring. People leave them with full food-bags but are silently angry at your lack of preparation and innovation. Old Lady Beatrice keeps filling up her plate and throwing it right in the trash to protest this mess of a gathering! It’s time...
Randy and Gwenneth have faithfully attended Spokane Family Church for twelve years, but rarely has Randy made it through an entire service without catching a few Z’s. “It’s sort of embarrassing,” asserted Gwenneth as she arbitrarily held her peanut butter sandwich above her head, “Randy will get through the first forty-five...
1. He played professional sports until age 92, the end of his sports career coinciding with the Reagan Presidency. 2. Thorpe signed with the New York baseball club in 1913 as an outfielder for three seasons. 3. In the 1930s, Thorpe appeared in several short films. Usually, his roles were cameo appearances...
1. Adrammelech (a-dram’-mel-ek) We like this one, and Kevin will like it too if he knows what’s good for him. Sharp and guttural, “Adrammelech” would look terrific on your strong son’s desk or prison cell. Means: Magnificence of the king; king of fire; the adorned king; honor of the king; Adar...
Some of us left the packed theater 100% confused and gaffaw-ing over and over again. Some of us were a bit upset that the actors weren’t acting like they...
Look, we all understand. With today’s economy, it’s tough making ends meet with the income from just one job. Lots of people are...
According to the always-majestic publisher of Eugene Peterson’s website, he began to create The Message Bible version during a series of lessons on Paul’s Epistle to the Galatians. His congregation was bored...
Disgraceful....