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Your singleness can become a giant strain on your church family. Year after miserable year, your friends and family will try to match you up with a variety of interesting characters that are absolutely not marriage material. Put and end to it! Here are ten ways to prove to your church...
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Lent is the time of year when you let everybody know you no longer do something that you did before. This process makes everybody happy, as they get to hear you throw in pointless comments about what you don’t do anymore into almost every worthwhile conversation they have. If...
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Sure, sometimes it’s cute when old people don’t understand modern things — like when your Grandmum spent hours walking up the wrong side of the escalator, or when your eldest Uncle took a nap under the family van because: “Hey, what is that thing?” However, we must remember that...
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Do you get John and Charles Wesley confused? Rookie mistake. Don’t play the role of the Protestant Jester any longer. These rhymes will help you remember which is which when caught in a stitch! – The Wesley brothers, the famous pair, They shared a mother but not their hair....
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No one escapes the perils of dealing with a full-fledged, spaghetti-flinging Middle Schooler. Whether you are a proud parent, a hesitant uncle, an anonymous acquaintance, eager arms dealer, or enthusiastic youth pastor, we could all use some tips on how to better connect with “America’s most vocal flesh-pods.” Well,...
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Millennials are vapid, yet bold. Flighty, yet innovative. These twelve pieces of advice will help your decent Millennial at home become an above-average Millennial. 1. People named “Peter” or “Cliff” are much more apt to create a killer secret handshake with you than, say, a Richard or Tony. Richard’s generally...
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You have a fever, and the only prescription is more soggy bottoms warming your empty pew cushions! It’s time for your church to grow, like your nephew Jeremy did after his Oreo addiction back in 2009. These eight new ministries are a sure-fire way to make your church balloon...
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It is time to make something of yourself , and you can do it by being more like Daniel this week. Here are five ways to do it. 1. Dig a large den underground and toss some of your coworkers down there for a while. Lions are very expensive...
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Jars of Clay is a terrific, beautiful band that really puts on a good show. Winners of several Dove Awards and collectors of old, Civil War-era muskets, JoC concerts can be emotional, fun, and scary. Here are a few items to bring to your next viewing of “The Clay.”...