“The Shack” Has Been Converted Into A McDonalds To Fund A Film That Depicts God As Several Stacked Envelopes

Finally!

Wow! The producers of Life of Pi and The Shack have given their wooden shack a handsome makeover in the name of several stacked envelopes. These lucky envelopes will play the part of The Triune God in their next film, The Mailroom.

The Mailroom will come to a screen near you next week probably, we don’t know. We’ve been too busy getting the scoop on this incredibly humbling revelation!

Photos reveal the god of The Shack, a woman actually named “Papa,” patiently waiting at the drive-through window as patrons are likely making their way through a cold, moist blizzard to buy Filet O’ Fish. Incredible!

In The Mailroom’s predecessor, Mack Phillips, a degenerate speech therapist, spirals into a deep depression that causes him to question his innermost beliefs. Facing a crisis of faith, he receives a mysterious letter urging him to an abandoned shack in the Oregon wilderness and meets a woman named Papa who claimed to be God.

If The Shack doesn’t make you writhe in pain from “The Feels,” the envelope from that letter (and several others) finally get their time to shine. Incredible!

 

 

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