Certainly, this is true love. Wyatt Foldskin sensed discomfort in his wife as Pastor Jacob took the stage to deliver his sermon. After several cups of coffee and some Gogurt, it was clear, based on her weight-shifting and the corncob pipe she lit, that Irene needed to leave the pew to use the restroom.
Hoping to protect his wife from the embarrassment of standing up in front of the entire church to “release,” Wyatt hopped out of his pew, walked over to the cannon he had situated near the organ and lit it. Just as he placed the firey match onto the fuse, Irene jumped up and BANG! She headed for the bathroom.
The timing was perfect, and the cannonball avoided every child during Children’s Church. However, a middle-aged man named Jerel received a cannonball sized hole in his body that he would have to cope with for the rest of his life.