Local Woman Says “Asterisk Pound At-Symbol Dollar Sign” After Hurting Herself, Avoids Rebuke

Rita Simplebottom, a resident of Miami and attendent of Miami Church of Christ, joyfully carried a fishtank down the stairs from the “Youth Room,” only to drop the soggy,...

Rita Simplebottom, a resident of Miami and attendent of Miami Church of Christ, joyfully carried a fishtank down the stairs from the “Youth Room,” only to drop the soggy, glass fish-domicile on her disgusting foot. Surrounded by ten’s of people and mostly just mad that this fishtank had the audacity to wiggle from her nasty hands, she let out a hearty “Asterisk Pound At-Symbol Dollar Sign” in frustration.

Elder Ricky TackTack found this less-than alarming, “I was proud of her! There were so many decrepit words she could’ve chosen to exit her teeth-house, but instead she chose a bunch of keyboard characters and mashed them up to hide explitives.” 

Victory: Simplebottom will not receive a firm rebuke due to her incredible tact!

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