“I’m slappin’ the bass, I’m slappin’ the bass. You come after me, I’ll slappa yo face!” – Mike “Bass-man” Huckabee, unprompted “I call my Toyota Camry ‘Gangnam Style,’ and our Honda Odyssey we named ‘Ol’ Flippy.'” – Chuck Swindoll, on family values “I only hire assistant pastors that are...

Donald “Anonymous” Carson, an able-bodied, yet widely-ignored author of many books we haven’t read, is not giving up quite yet. Admittedly, there’s an extremely high chance you won’t be making your way to Amazon to purchase one of his homemade paper-back “Word Collections” after reading this, but you have...

If you attend, lead, host, have adopted, or are involved with a Youth Group in any shape or form, and a total of zero Larry Frantzel’s attend your Youth Group, you should be extremely thankful. Here’s why: Larry Frantzel has a pet parakeet Actually, nine other pet parakeets, who perch on...

You can’t help it. Every time you feast your weak, tender eyes upon one of these 80’s sitcoms, memories of your church usher come flooding into your mind, like that time you and your brother flooded the basement to see if mom’s wigs would float. They didn’t, but these...

“When I first learned about what the stock market was I couldn’t eat for six days. Now I get it.” – John Cooper (Skillet), on PBS “Sometimes, when the horns go ‘TOOT TOOT’ just right and the bugles go ‘DRAAAAAN’ and the drums go ‘CHOMPA HAMPA’, you know you’ve...

After leading his team to a historic Super Bowl comeback victory, Tom Brady from the New England Patriots sat down with us for an interview in The Daily Cherub Studios. Here’s what he had to say:  TDC: So, Tom. Or do you prefer Thomas?  Tom Brady: You can call...

As of this morning, Ravi Zacharias is officially the newest member of the Utah Jazz. Known for his remarkable rebounding and dribbling-the-ball-through-teammate’s-legs skills, Zacharias was signed to a 10-day “prove it” contract as the Jazz look to gain some momentum near the end of the season. Currently sitting in...

Phil Treddleton is not a very exciting man. One look at him in his tucked-in polo shirt and his round, thick spectacles and you’ll be ready to hit the proverbial hay for a mid-day slumber fest. Seriously, we cannot overstate how boring and uneventful Phil’s life and conversation skills...

This past Monday, NYC pastor and part- time Jamba Juicer Timothy Keller released his soon to be newest best seller, Rules for Dating My Sister. “This book is a collection of letters and journal entries I’ve written on the subject over the past 30 years,” says a slightly queasy...