“Every time I walk onto stage, I have to do my best not to let out a huge guttural scream. It’s just who I am, who I am, who I am.” – Joel Osteen, on public speaking “I will not be watching the Super Bowl.” – Billy Graham, unsolicited...

Last December, Ben Silbermann, Pinterest CEO and amateur disc-golfer, hinted at a new release that would “cause the Internet’s peoples to rejoice.” Silbermann lived up to his promise this week as Mormon Pinterest was officially announced. Here are six reasons we think you will love Mormon Pinterest so much...

“You know what my first song I wrote was titled? ‘Calcium Makes M’Bones Strong.’ It didn’t go over well, as I wrote it for the 1987 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.” – Michael Tait, on mistakes Take a kettle, fill it up with maple syrup, and leave it on your stove...

You’ve been wondering, we’ve been researching, and the results are in. Here are the most nutritious miracles in the Bible: Mana and quail 777 calories 77.7 g protein 100% all vitamins Conclusion: Extremely healthy, do not store for next day Feeding the 5,000 (fish and loaves of bread) 683...

It is safe to say that Super Bowl LI will be remembered, not only as an historic football game, but also a crisp, well-lit political battle. From Lady Gaga’s seven minute anti-Steven Seagal rant, to Mexico’s surprisingly late, yet tear-jerking endorsement of women’s suffrage — bombshells were a-droppin’, and...

“If God made it so that trees could sing, palm trees would be the tenors” – Julio Jones, unprompted “I’ve always said that the term ‘sky scrapper’ is just a silly, old-fashioned expression. I prefer ‘metropolis fingers’ or ‘cloud ticklers.’ “ – Brian Brodersen, on favorite cities “Every morning...

Bill Belichick is widely considered one of the greatest coaches to ever don an inappropriately-grungy hoodie in the National Football League. Known for his meticulous preparation and child-like giggles, Belichick told reporters this week that the Patriot offense is ready to execute the much anticipated “Ark of the Covenant”...

“Last time I checked, Carmen Sandiego is still at large.” – Rob Bell, unprompted “When you open your mind, it’s amazing the things that might fall out. I once had a whole family of hedgehogs living up in my noggin and never knew it. But that’s a story for...

Local barber and mountain bike repairman Jacob Cohn was simply looking for a safe, comfortable, and slightly damp place to let loose and be himself. Instead, he may have found the greatest and most fragrant historical discovery since Bastille Day! “I was just working on renovating my basement for...