February 10, 2017

“I’m slappin’ the bass, I’m slappin’ the bass. You come after me, I’ll slappa yo face!”
– Mike “Bass-man” Huckabee, unprompted

“I call my Toyota Camry ‘Gangnam Style,’ and our Honda Odyssey we named ‘Ol’ Flippy.'”
– Chuck Swindoll, on family values

“I only hire assistant pastors that are taller than me. That way, if we ever compete in some sort of chicken fight tournament, I can be the one on top.”
– Brian McLaren, on discipleship
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