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1. Bilbo Jenkins Bilbo kicked off 2016 at Saddle Back with a lengthy sermon and did not stuff any Bibles in his pouch. 2. Rick Warrens Rick Warrens is often confused with the Rick Warren, so it was only natural. 3. Orphan Dice Orphan bounced all over the place and ruined...
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In the back of Salem Bible Church sits Garth Branth, a black-haired man with eyes of coal. Branth, usually careful and precise with the buttons on the sound board, finally put together a string of mistakes that would make Jim Bakker blush: “The pianist was told to open the service with...
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Sydney, Australia — Hillsong’s “Naked Cowboy” garnered lots of negative attention from concerned Evangelicals last summer, yet, totally un-phased and generally thankful for the publicity, Brian Houston will introduce “Naked Santa” this Sunday during their Christmas Extravaganza service. What’s next? “We plan on just being naked 100% of the time,” asserted...
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Portland, Oregon — The Nazarite Vow has taken the world by storm, and hardly nobody is not doing it! What began as a Numbers 6-vow is now being taken by many young people, a trend similar to the Ice Bucket Challenge and Dabbing. “I just want to fit in...
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Orlville, Kentucky — A Deacon at Orlville Baptist Church was radicalized by a group of King James Only-ists while watching YouTube videos of Steven Anderson online. Many in the Evangelical world blame “lack of things to do around the church” for his sudden acceptance of Radical King James Only-ism. “We cannot win this...
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Ron McMichael noticed something eerie as he entered his third hour on his weekly podcast “Grace Upon Brace,” an in-depth conversation that promises to “make people think about knee braces in a godly manner, rather than stigmatizing knee brace-wearers as horrible fathers and deadbeat uncles.” As Ron began his pan-flute...
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Martha Linderson walked over to a Clifton, New Jersey flea market expecting to find some old rugs and wild monkeys in cages, but what she actually saw changed everything. An old Gypsy named Ryoneth sat patiently at her table with a few viles of liquid in front of her....
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Just when Evangelicals believed the War on Christmas was settled, shots rang out again from a small diner in Oswego, Illinois. Ray’s Coffee Cup, known for its laid-back feel and average food, displayed a neon sign that appeared to mock the Christian holiday. “We couldn’t believe our eyes,” one...
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What a blessed day it was at Salem Bible Church in Salem, West Virginia last Sunday, when, reportedly, in honor of Christmas and the men who died for it, Pastor Ralmond Cohen set out peppermint bark instead crackers for their monthly communion participation. Discernment bloggers, typically on the case,...
1. Bilbo Jenkins Bilbo kicked off 2016 at Saddle Back with a lengthy sermon and did not stuff any Bibles in his pouch. 2. Rick Warrens Rick Warrens is often confused with the Rick Warren, so it was only natural. 3. Orphan Dice Orphan bounced all over the place and ruined...
In the back of Salem Bible Church sits Garth Branth, a black-haired man with eyes of coal. Branth, usually careful and precise with the buttons on the sound board, finally put together a string of mistakes that would make Jim Bakker blush: “The pianist was told to open the service with...
Sydney, Australia — Hillsong’s “Naked Cowboy” garnered lots of negative attention from concerned Evangelicals last summer, yet, totally un-phased and generally thankful for the publicity, Brian Houston will introduce “Naked Santa” this Sunday during their Christmas Extravaganza service. What’s next? “We plan on just being naked 100% of the time,” asserted...
Portland, Oregon — The Nazarite Vow has taken the world by storm, and hardly nobody is not doing it! What began as a Numbers 6-vow is now being taken by many young people, a trend similar to the Ice Bucket Challenge and Dabbing. “I just want to fit in...
Orlville, Kentucky — A Deacon at Orlville Baptist Church was radicalized by a group of King James Only-ists while watching YouTube videos of Steven Anderson online. Many in the Evangelical world blame “lack of things to do around the church” for his sudden acceptance of Radical King James Only-ism. “We cannot win this...
Ron McMichael noticed something eerie as he entered his third hour on his weekly podcast “Grace Upon Brace,” an in-depth conversation that promises to “make people think about knee braces in a godly manner, rather than stigmatizing knee brace-wearers as horrible fathers and deadbeat uncles.” As Ron began his pan-flute...
Martha Linderson walked over to a Clifton, New Jersey flea market expecting to find some old rugs and wild monkeys in cages, but what she actually saw changed everything. An old Gypsy named Ryoneth sat patiently at her table with a few viles of liquid in front of her....
Just when Evangelicals believed the War on Christmas was settled, shots rang out again from a small diner in Oswego, Illinois. Ray’s Coffee Cup, known for its laid-back feel and average food, displayed a neon sign that appeared to mock the Christian holiday. “We couldn’t believe our eyes,” one...
What a blessed day it was at Salem Bible Church in Salem, West Virginia last Sunday, when, reportedly, in honor of Christmas and the men who died for it, Pastor Ralmond Cohen set out peppermint bark instead crackers for their monthly communion participation. Discernment bloggers, typically on the case,...
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John Hagee, known for his stalwart, prophetic preaching on Trinity Broadcasting Network and his wildly successful, yet incredibly misinformed book, “The Four Blood Moons,” is back in the game....
“It all started innocuously enough,” said Margie Meatzenkampf. “Then before I knew what was happening, pastor Bell’s eyes rolled back and his hair instantly grew into a luscious, curly...